Category Archives: Top 10 Lists

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Top 10 Terms of Big Three Auto Bailout

10. All future expenditures must be approved by new oversight committee chaired by Dick Cheney and a blue ribbon team of private prison inmates. 9. New “Green Homeland” engines to be imported from Haliburton’s Dubai plant, must get less than … Read More

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Top 10 Reasons Wind Power Sucks

Many Americans are ok with sending their neighbors’ sons and daughters to the Middle East for five years to become paraplegics for oil. But when it starts costing twice as much for us to gas up the half-ton F-150 pickups … Read More

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Top 10 Surprises in Scott McClellan’s Book

To say that former White House Press Secretary Scott McClellan’s new book, What Happened: Inside the Bush White House and Washington’s Culture of Deception, drops a few bombshells on George W. Bush is like saying — well, it’s like saying … Read More

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Top Ten Reasons Karl Rove Won’t Testify

Monday was the deadline for former Bush advisor Karl Rove to agree to voluntarily testify under oath about his involvement in sending former Alabama Governor Don Siegelman to prison. Siegelman, the Democratic Governor of Alabama from 1999 through 2003, was … Read More

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Extreme Candidate Makeover: Hillary Clinton

You can tell a lot about a candidate by the way she runs her presidential campaign. Presumably, she’ll run the country the same way if she’s elected president. In Hillary’s case, that means good and bad news. First, the bad … Read More

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