Tax Zombie Apocalypse
An anonymous friend — I’ll call her Sasha — whose job environment is in the midst of a right-winger hotbed, emailed to ask:
What do you think this means?
“As we wait for the tax zombie apocalypse…”
Dear Sasha:
First, I think the “tax zombie apocalypse” phrase you overheard refers to an event that would exhibit most of the traits of a generic zombie apocalypse. That event would entail a widespread rise of zombies who engage in a general assault on civilization.
With the adjective “tax” prepended by a right-winger, I’d modify that description as follows: ironically, the zombies would be any persons who do not listen to Rush Limbaugh (I say ironically, because 99.9% of the global population consider Rush Limbaugh fans to be the real zombie threat.) I’m also guessing the adjective “tax” implies that the apocalyptic fall of civilization would occur because President Obama is raising our taxes higher and higher.
Right-Wingers Don’t Like Mirrors
Of course, President Obama is NOT raising our taxes, but lowering them for 95% of Americans. But fascist right-wing Republicans have never let facts interfere with their paranoid delusions. They prefer to cling to erroneous beliefs in the face of evidence to the contrary, such as their belief that BushCo had to invade Iraq so that Saddam (who had nothing to do with al Qaeda) wouldn’t cropdust U.S. cities with anthrax.
In addition, the phrase “tax zombie appocalypse” is most likely to be used by racist hypocrites to distract themselves from the self-realization that they are, indeed, prejudiced intolerant phonies.
But that’s just my opinion :-)
Thanks for the question, Sasha, and let’s see if the fascist right-wingers who suddenly like to criticize their president while the country is still at war can follow the advice they touted under the BushCo regime: If you don’t like America, go find another country to live in! :-)
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So… it sounds like the right wingers are really the zombies themselves, sence they are dead to the truth…
Dear Sasha,
Joe has been heroically combating Zombies and reporting on his successes through this site since at least 1998.
Because of Joe’s work, we are aware the Zombie problem has reached epidemic proportions, and we know what their leader looks like and what most of their behavior patterns are.
The Limbaugh Zombie is characterized by elaborate, runaway delusions of persecution, grandeur and impending apocalypse. They also believe they are imbued with the power to save mankind from certain destruction.
They are easy to spot as they step from the curb of their own reality, flap their arms in an attempt to fly and and are promptly hit by the Mack truck of physical reality.
I once was lucky enough to attend the first autopsy of Rush Limbaugh and imagine our surprise when we discovered that his mouth was where his anus should have been.
Unfortunately, this strain of Zombie is resistant to wooden stakes and silver bullets, so by the time you have downed a Quad Caramel Macchiato, they will have scampered away, apparently oblivious to what just happened…but at least you’ll will know why everything they say, seems to be coming from their Fruit of the Looms.
Hahaha…dude…cracking me up! :-)
Right now I think the infamous trio of Brittney, Lindsey and Paris make more sense then what we hear from both the left and right combined.
A friend of mine found this on Crooks & Liars and I thought you would appreciate “The Faulty Logic of Teabaggers”.
http://crooksandliars.com/nicole-belle/faulty-logic-tea-baggers
A picture is worth a thousand words, but a picture AND some words like the one at the link paints the truth. Thanks for the link LaSirena!
The mind boggles.