Palin/McCain Runaway Straight Talk Express
The Palin/McCain Straight Talk Express has recently been summed up nicely by the new single from AC/DC:
- One hot angel
One cool devil…
Runaway Train
Running right off the track
And not only has the Straight Talk Express run right off the track this week; the wheels came off, too…
Chuck Hagel Straight Talk
Yesterday finally saw some straight talk from the Republicans, but it didn’t come from John “POW” McCain. Instead, it came from fellow Republican Senator Chuck Hagel extolling the experience of moose enemy number one, Sarah Palin:
She doesn’t have any foreign policy credentials. You get a passport for the first time in your life last year? I mean, I don’t know what you can say. I think it’s a stretch to, in any way, to say that she’s got the experience to be president. I think they ought to be just honest about it and stop the nonsense about, ‘I look out my window and I see Russia and so therefore I know something about Russia.’ That kind of thing is insulting to the American people.
I agree. It’s insulting to the American people.
And even though a power failure shut down the Hadron Supercollider earlier this week, there was a dramatic increase in the quantum probability that you and I will both travel down the future multiverse branch in which Chuck Hagel sits at Rumsfeld’s old Pentagon desk coincident with Obama occupying an office that’s not quite a rectangle, not a circle either — more of an elliptical oviform deal.
Lynn Forester de Rothschild Straight Talk
Hillary supporter turned McCain campaigner Lynn Forester de Rothschild — who won’t vote for Obama because he’s too elitist for her royal-blooded taste — has decided to court voters for McCain by calling McCain’s supporters “rednecks.”
Watch: Lynn Forester de Rothschild uses the “R” word.
Is this baroness of the famous international banking family really stumping for McCain? Might she be a covert pundit secretly obeying orders from the Obama camp? No matter which candidate truly warms her soul, I’m hoping she keeps running her aristocratic mouth.
John McCain Straight Talk
Bomb, bomb, bomb…bomb, bomb…Spain?
Watch: McCain disses Spain.
Seriously, I think McCain is going senile…he is really struggling mentally…he’s not the John McCain he used to be. Reminds me of the second term of Reagan when he just lost touch, let Ollie North run the show, and everybody tried to hide Ronnie from the cameras because he embarrassed himself when he went off script. The debates should be interesting…
UPDATE
Yesterday John McCain said if he was President he would fire the head of the SEC (Securities and Exchange Commission). Apparently, somebody pointed out to McCain overnight that the President appoints, but doesn’t have the power to fire the SEC chairman.
So, this morning, McCain’s handlers/trainers changed his canned speech to say he would recommend the SEC chairman resign…only McCain screwed it up! He said because of the current financial crisis, he would recommend the head of the FEC (Federal Election Commission???) resign. I’m serious…McCain is tipping into dementia before our eyes…something’s not right with his marbles.
Read and Watch: McCain confuses FEC with SEC.
Read More: election 2008, straight talk, John McCain, Chuck Hagel, Lynn Forester de Rothschild
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