HOME BIOGRAPHY ARCHIVES PHOTOS ART

Holy Bible Says America’s Going to Hell

buy cheap doxycycline online cheapest synthroid prices xanax without prescription cheap prozac tablets cheap tramadol acomplia zithromax pharmacy tramadol without a prescription phentermine pills buy generic accutane where to buy cialis cheap zoloft online doxycycline prices cheap generic phentermine nexium online cheap cheap synthroid tablets acomplia online nexium pills buy cheap propecia buy plavix buy diazepam without prescription accutane online stores accutane cheap cheap generic viagra clomid without prescription cheap plavix buy bactrim without prescription tramadol online phentermine without prescription buy synthroid diazepam online stores discount diazepam nexium online stores bactrim online stores order diazepam purchase lasix online purchase lorazepam bactrim prescription buy cheap tramadol zithromax online cheap acomplia generic phentermine plavix for sale cheap plavix tablets cheap tramadol tablets pharmacy lasix lasix sale pharmacy diazepam buy doxycycline accutane prices buy cheap phentermine lasix prices buy cheap nexium synthroid for sale plavix discount buy doxycycline cheap lowest price alprazolam cheap lorazepam online nexium cheap cheap generic cialis discount propecia pharmacy prozac soma discount soma online buy generic flagyl discount nexium cheapest tramadol prices discount viagra levitra generic buy accutane cheap synthroid pharmacy where to buy phentermine acomplia pills viagra sale bactrim pharmacy buy accutane without prescription lowest price acomplia buy lorazepam cheap buy phentermine without prescription diazepam for sale cheapest clomid valium prices buy prozac online tramadol sale clomid online synthroid cheap cheap alprazolam online order soma online buy zithromax phentermine no prescription where to buy lorazepam accutane online where to buy bactrim propecia cheap cheapest valium prices pharmacy lorazepam bactrim for sale price of soma buy cialis order bactrim online lorazepam without prescription zoloft without prescription lowest price diazepam pharmacy clomid cheap propecia buy levitra cheap purchase soma online purchase prozac order zithromax valium no prescription valium prozac prices nexium generic zoloft cheap cheap generic prozac order doxycycline online diazepam pills levitra accutane no prescription buy lorazepam tramadol prices online doxycycline where to buy synthroid buy alprazolam online alprazolam prescription zoloft buy cheap flagyl online zithromax pills online valium acomplia cheap plavix pills cheap zithromax online levitra online stores lorazepam pills order flagyl online doxycycline prescription cheap lorazepam buy acomplia discount acomplia cheapest prozac prices alprazolam without a prescription online synthroid cheap phentermine tablets alprazolam order clomid online cheapest diazepam prices zoloft for sale viagra pharmacy buy cheap lorazepam online clomid online cheap pharmacy tramadol buy cheap soma purchase clomid online cheap doxycycline purchase prozac online purchase cialis flagyl prescription diazepam prices viagra online stores accutane prozac pharmacy bactrim generic buy zoloft without prescription lowest price flagyl clomid pills buy clomid online cialis pharmacy pharmacy phentermine price of clomid buy acomplia online price of prozac phentermine online tramadol buy lasix online levitra without prescription buy cheap xanax online cheapest propecia prices cheapest acomplia prices buy lorazepam online cheap generic xanax accutane without a prescription synthroid without prescription order plavix flagyl without a prescription buy generic clomid lowest price lorazepam order soma order zoloft online propecia sale synthroid discount pharmacy cialis price of lasix prozac pills tramadol without prescription valium pharmacy purchase zoloft online buy cheap lorazepam accutane for sale lowest price clomid levitra no prescription synthroid sale nexium prices lowest price nexium generic lorazepam purchase synthroid xanax online cheap purchase bactrim cheapest alprazolam synthroid generic cheap xanax cheap generic acomplia buy cheap lasix online accutane pharmacy alprazolam pills cheap valium online lowest price cialis plavix generic buy levitra online tramadol online stores buy cheap nexium online zithromax lorazepam online stores acomplia no prescription lorazepam cheap bactrim no prescription buy plavix online lasix generic purchase clomid buy cheap zoloft online buy generic xanax doxycycline online cheap lorazepam online cheap cialis online cheap zithromax for sale generic lasix cheapest synthroid generic nexium purchase phentermine online prozac generic order prozac online clomid prices where to buy tramadol price of phentermine phentermine prescription lowest price propecia cialis online stores discount plavix cheap diazepam soma generic cheapest viagra prices cheapest bactrim prices buy cheap flagyl lorazepam pharmacy buy diazepam online propecia discount buy valium buy zithromax without prescription buy generic tramadol order levitra valium discount nexium online discount doxycycline bactrim cheap propecia prices plavix prices online nexium clomid generic synthroid buy cheap prozac online lasix online stores buy cheap valium online cheap xanax tablets xanax without a prescription buy soma online cheap phentermine online where to buy prozac where to buy alprazolam buy cheap plavix online order phentermine generic clomid buy tramadol cheap prozac cheap propecia tablets generic xanax purchase zithromax levitra online purchase viagra propecia generic generic synthroid buy cheap alprazolam online where to buy propecia acomplia without prescription cheapest diazepam order lorazepam xanax discount where to buy zithromax cheap diazepam tablets price of cialis cheap generic lasix order flagyl buy clomid without prescription diazepam online cheap order accutane zithromax without prescription doxycycline cheap lasix online cheap cheapest plavix alprazolam online buy cheap clomid online buy generic zithromax levitra for sale buy cheap acomplia doxycycline online stores purchase flagyl online nexium generic plavix pharmacy nexium price of alprazolam purchase nexium online buy generic cialis cheap flagyl tablets buy cheap bactrim online buy alprazolam cheap soma sale buy generic synthroid phentermine sale plavix pharmacy buy viagra online xanax purchase cialis online pharmacy flagyl alprazolam no prescription cheapest bactrim buy cialis online clomid sale flagyl online stores tramadol pills propecia online cheap lowest price tramadol cheap valium tablets price of viagra clomid no prescription synthroid pills order doxycycline nexium sale order cialis price of zithromax buy nexium cheap alprazolam for sale discount valium buy generic acomplia generic tramadol plavix without a prescription online clomid cheapest lorazepam prices lasix without a prescription order levitra online cheap cialis online online soma cialis no prescription buy propecia zoloft discount lowest price lasix cheap prozac phentermine generic cheapest levitra levitra pharmacy clomid pharmacy bactrim prices acomplia online cheap where to buy diazepam cheap generic levitra accutane sale tramadol discount cheapest doxycycline purchase acomplia online accutane online cheap cheap generic tramadol price of bactrim order lorazepam online order xanax online purchase levitra flagyl online valium for sale cialis plavix sale cheap levitra tablets price of zoloft purchase viagra online cheap generic zoloft flagyl discount prozac prescription soma pharmacy propecia order propecia online price of flagyl online levitra price of doxycycline bactrim propecia without a prescription acomplia prescription order synthroid zoloft online cheap flagyl sale buy synthroid cheap buy lasix without prescription zoloft without a prescription alprazolam sale buy tramadol without prescription prozac without a prescription flagyl generic buy propecia online cialis prices purchase lasix cheapest nexium purchase diazepam buy lorazepam without prescription buy cialis cheap lorazepam no prescription where to buy accutane xanax online zithromax discount prozac discount synthroid prescription lowest price bactrim discount zithromax accutane generic buy generic bactrim order valium online buy generic lorazepam cheap generic flagyl where to buy zoloft purchase accutane online discount phentermine plavix cheap zithromax cheap cheap generic lorazepam viagra cheap xanax online purchase bactrim online generic valium propecia online stores flagyl pharmacy lowest price valium buy synthroid without prescription cheap viagra online buy cheap lasix cheap doxycycline tablets levitra cheap online alprazolam diazepam pharmacy cheapest nexium prices purchase acomplia xanax pharmacy propecia pharmacy cheap accutane online valium without prescription cheap alprazolam purchase propecia purchase diazepam online cheapest phentermine prices generic zoloft order tramadol clomid online stores plavix no prescription price of synthroid cheap generic propecia cheapest tramadol order alprazolam online buy alprazolam without prescription buy cheap cialis discount levitra where to buy valium cheap prozac online cheap generic soma lorazepam generic buy flagyl cheap price of propecia lowest price soma order acomplia online lowest price viagra buy doxycycline without prescription cheap zithromax tablets flagyl no prescription diazepam without a prescription cheap levitra online prozac online cheap levitra without a prescription buy generic doxycycline buy prozac cheap phentermine for sale buy bactrim cheap pharmacy zithromax cheapest flagyl where to buy flagyl acomplia online stores buy lasix cheap buy cheap propecia online cheap soma cheapest accutane prices pharmacy alprazolam lasix pharmacy cheap zithromax viagra prescription zithromax without a prescription online accutane cheap lasix online acomplia generic cheap flagyl cheap clomid tablets order lasix online cheapest alprazolam prices buy nexium buy cheap clomid synthroid without a prescription accutane pills buy clomid diazepam sale bactrim sale lorazepam cheap doxycycline online valium pills buy soma cheap buy lasix phentermine online stores buy synthroid online online lorazepam lasix no prescription buy generic propecia xanax for sale cheapest zoloft prices buy phentermine cheap plavix online cheap bactrim cheap viagra tablets viagra without prescription cheap generic diazepam buy zoloft cheap order accutane online cheapest soma prices clomid cheap viagra prices phentermine cheap nexium pharmacy discount synthroid lorazepam prices buy xanax flagyl cheap cheap generic doxycycline buy cheap levitra prozac no prescription buy zithromax cheap discount lasix discount tramadol prozac without prescription discount cialis cheap lasix soma prices online phentermine buy propecia without prescription cheap diazepam online online diazepam plavix online cheap order bactrim where to buy soma cheapest xanax prices buy cheap xanax xanax prices cheap clomid online prozac online lowest price zithromax online bactrim cheapest cialis valium online stores synthroid online stores zoloft prices generic acomplia xanax cheap diazepam discount viagra online purchase tramadol online valium without a prescription order zithromax online doxycycline no prescription tramadol clomid for sale pharmacy soma viagra discount synthroid online cheap purchase propecia online viagra online cheap cheap valium cialis without a prescription discount prozac lasix online levitra online cheap cheap soma online buy levitra without prescription buy flagyl online buy cheap zithromax online acomplia discount where to buy plavix cheapest soma soma online cheap nexium without a prescription purchase alprazolam zoloft online tramadol no prescription cheap phentermine online cialis zoloft online stores phentermine online lasix pills valium sale cheap bactrim online clomid prescription generic viagra levitra pills purchase xanax online buy bactrim pharmacy plavix buy cheap diazepam accutane prescription buy cheap diazepam online buy nexium online cheap lorazepam tablets cheap alprazolam tablets price of valium buy cheap synthroid online discount bactrim lasix without prescription generic alprazolam flagyl without prescription online xanax viagra no prescription generic zithromax levitra prices generic cialis buy cheap phentermine online buy clomid cheap buy xanax cheap cialis online buy generic viagra doxycycline discount order clomid online propecia cheap plavix online purchase valium online cheap zoloft generic propecia lorazepam discount buy cheap soma online buy cheap prozac phentermine prices xanax pills online prozac prozac online stores acomplia pharmacy acomplia prices buy viagra lowest price doxycycline cheap acomplia online cheapest levitra prices buy cheap doxycycline buy cheap tramadol online propecia prescription zithromax generic buy tramadol price of plavix lowest price phentermine prozac sale buy alprazolam cheap generic clomid cheapest accutane discount soma purchase synthroid online buy generic plavix doxycycline generic purchase plavix xanax prescription valium generic bactrim online cheap purchase lorazepam online buy xanax online alprazolam online stores price of acomplia zoloft prescription soma pills generic levitra cheap synthroid discount zoloft alprazolam pharmacy viagra cheap cheap accutane cheap generic bactrim buy phentermine online buy flagyl buy levitra cheapest acomplia buy generic phentermine price of tramadol buy cheap zithromax cheap lasix tablets buy plavix cheap nexium discount tramadol pharmacy purchase accutane phentermine online cheap buy cheap acomplia online cialis cheap lasix for sale cheap flagyl online nexium no prescription cheapest lasix prices pharmacy xanax buy tramadol online alprazolam without prescription buy zithromax online order nexium viagra generic buy generic valium where to buy acomplia acomplia without a prescription buy cheap viagra pharmacy levitra order phentermine online buy flagyl without prescription buy accutane buy cheap alprazolam purchase zithromax online lowest price prozac lowest price accutane doxycycline sale bactrim without a prescription alprazolam online cheap cheap generic zithromax pharmacy bactrim levitra discount cheapest plavix prices buy cheap synthroid purchase doxycycline online buy cialis without prescription generic bactrim buy zoloft online synthroid prices propecia online cheap acomplia tablets buy cheap zoloft doxycycline pharmacy cheapest prozac cheap viagra cheap nexium online price of diazepam cheap generic plavix cialis prescription xanax online stores soma prescription plavix without prescription soma for sale lowest price zoloft cheapest zithromax prices cheapest zithromax buy generic alprazolam lorazepam for sale alprazolam generic cialis for sale cheap tramadol online cheapest cialis prices synthroid online order tramadol online buy viagra without prescription order viagra online zithromax no prescription order plavix online flagyl pills cheap cialis tablets cheap clomid diazepam generic buy generic nexium purchase alprazolam online flagyl propecia pills viagra without a prescription propecia for sale cheap cialis flagyl for sale prozac cheap diazepam without prescription zoloft sale order viagra accutane discount doxycycline for sale valium prescription lorazepam online bactrim discount cheapest valium order zoloft alprazolam cheap zoloft generic buy prozac without prescription purchase phentermine online lasix online flagyl cheapest propecia lorazepam sale order synthroid online valium online cheap purchase doxycycline cialis discount lowest price plavix purchase xanax zithromax prices pharmacy propecia buy prozac doxycycline cheap generic synthroid purchase tramadol pharmacy viagra cheapest xanax soma cheap generic accutane soma no prescription order lasix price of nexium buy valium without prescription buy cheap accutane xanax generic doxycycline without a prescription buy cheap levitra online synthroid no prescription cheapest phentermine valium online buy generic levitra cheapest doxycycline prices prozac for sale plavix online stores purchase levitra online lorazepam without a prescription zithromax online stores lasix prescription buy cheap cialis online buy valium online pharmacy zoloft pharmacy doxycycline price of accutane cheapest clomid prices clomid without a prescription valium cheap acomplia sale bactrim without prescription zoloft pharmacy levitra prescription tramadol cheap buy viagra cheap cheapest zoloft buy soma cheap propecia online flagyl online cheap cheap generic alprazolam cheapest lorazepam buy diazepam purchase soma soma without a prescription buy generic diazepam buy cheap viagra online cheap levitra cheap generic valium purchase zoloft order prozac plavix zoloft no prescription discount xanax pharmacy valium clomid discount cheap accutane tablets accutane without prescription soma without prescription soma cheap propecia no prescription propecia without prescription zithromax prescription pharmacy accutane cheapest viagra buy bactrim online diazepam cheap order acomplia buy generic zoloft order valium cheap soma tablets xanax sale buy generic soma viagra for sale cheap zoloft tablets lorazepam prescription diazepam prescription price of xanax nexium without prescription order diazepam online discount flagyl where to buy lasix pharmacy synthroid cheap nexium tablets buy cheap valium generic prozac buy xanax without prescription zithromax sale cheapest lasix bactrim pills lasix where to buy xanax diazepam online order xanax doxycycline pills purchase nexium phentermine pharmacy cialis pills buy doxycycline online buy soma without prescription lowest price levitra clomid alprazolam discount buy phentermine buy generic lasix buy acomplia without prescription cheap bactrim tablets discount lorazepam zithromax online cheap buy diazepam cheap generic soma order propecia generic diazepam order nexium online tramadol online cheap purchase plavix online lasix discount online viagra alprazolam prices phentermine discount where to buy levitra acomplia for sale soma online stores buy cheap bactrim bactrim online price of levitra generic accutane buy cheap accutane online order cialis online nexium for sale where to buy nexium price of lorazepam buy propecia cheap doxycycline online levitra sale cheap nexium cheapest flagyl prices cialis without prescription buy nexium without prescription discount accutane where to buy viagra zoloft pills where to buy doxycycline tramadol for sale buy zoloft tramadol generic cialis sale where to buy clomid online zoloft cheap synthroid online buy accutane online nexium prescription purchase flagyl flagyl prices buy generic prozac discount alprazolam diazepam no prescription buy cheap plavix viagra pills phentermine without a prescription buy valium cheap generic flagyl cialis generic online zithromax cheap generic nexium doxycycline without prescription lasix cheap online plavix buy plavix without prescription generic doxycycline plavix prescription buy acomplia cheap diazepam xanax no prescription discount clomid purchase valium online acomplia lowest price xanax tramadol prescription pharmacy acomplia lowest price synthroid order alprazolam

“The wicked borrow and do not repay.” ~Psalms 37:21.

Check; we’ve got that covered:

The Gross National Debt

“Blessed are the peacemakers: for they shall be called the children of God.” ~Mathew 5:9

Peacemakers? Heheheh…how about some more money for an invasion:

###
Iraq War Cost

“Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you.” ~Mathew 5:44

But covert ops are so much more fun…

“Congressional leaders agreed to a request from President Bush last year to fund a major escalation of covert operations against Iran aimed at destabilizing Iran’s leadership.”

Yep. Just what I was afraid of. According to the Bible’s scorecard America’s going to hell.

I have to admit, that feels a little unpatriotic saying that. I wonder…is it unpatriotic to say that America is going to hell in a handbasket? I couldn’t find an answer to that in the good book, and when I can’t find an answer in the Bible, I always go to that other living source of wisdom written by humans but inspired by God: Answers.Yahoo.Com!

So, is it unpatriotic to say America is going to hell? The best answer (as voted by users at the time of this post…) comes from ChrissyT214:

No it is not unpatriotic to tell the truth, even if it is hard. It is kind of sad though, after all, it is my country we are talking about.

Others note that it is not unpatriotic to state the bitter truth, as even George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, etc., all intimated at one time or another that America was going to hell. And when you think about our history…the Civil War, the yellow journalism of Pulitzer and Hearst, the 1929 stock market crash, gay-bashing Republican homosexuals, idiot presidents, and Fat Elvis…you have to start wondering if maybe we just prefer to go to hell…maybe we just like it that way.

So, raise your can of Belgian-owned Budweiser in a toast to the falling dollar, rising gas prices, and picking a fight with Iran when we can’t even whip lesser middle-east countries like Afghanistan or Iraq, while we’re out of bullets and bodies. Yes, here’s to anointing ourselves with steak sauce and then grabbing a sleeping Iranian tiger by the tail and kicking him where the sun don’t shine while his buddy Russia the Grizzly watches! Here’s to going to hell in a handbasket — just the way we Americans like it!

Read More: , ,

Related Articles
The Meek Christian
An American Theocracy
Where the Hell is Matt?
CNN: Don’t Adopt Brown-skinned People
The Real State of the Union

16 Responses to “Holy Bible Says America’s Going to Hell”

  1. pelmo says:

    A simple solution, if the backers of both parties stopped blaming the other party for all of the problems and focused on demanding more from each party we would quickly solve these problems.

    The Democrats promised so much in the last election and failed to produce and yet instead of questioning them on the failures the electorate blindly back them. The same goes for the Republicans.

    So instead of blaming someone else, put the pressure on your own party and demand more from them. As long as they know they have these voters sewed up no matter what they do, there will be no action.

    I hope I am making sense in what I am saying.

    Like in Chicago, the Democrats know they will always be elected without opposition they do as they please with no consequenses. If they knew that the voters could not be taken for granted they would go further to ensure their reelection.

  2. JoeC says:

    You’re making sense, Pelmo. I disagree that we haven’t questioned the Democrats on their lack of production…plenty of Americans who voted them in have questioned them…it’s just that their response has been “Let them eat cake” in so many words, but I do agree that both parties spend more time and effort and taxpayer money blaming the other party when they would serve America better by fixing real problems.

  3. Xman says:

    Welcome back, Joe.
    I’m with you guys. They have figured out the science of dividing and conquering us. They just need to do a tune up once in awhile to keep us in perfect disharmony.
    My brother who is a unique man and truly a good human being, only watches Fox. I haven’t been able to gently nudge him to the realization that this is why he favors Fox policies. I tend to think some of the resistance I encounter is due to a common need for simplicity. Easy to understand policies. Republicans and Fox sure do have their simple message down.
    The Democrats on the other hand are a generally very thoughtful and compassionate group. They understand that nothing is black and white and they seem to try to do their best to empathize with every shade of the spectrum, which makes their message very hard to grasp, especially when we fall asleep if the explanation lasts longer than a Republican sound bite (think John Kerry).

    It used to concern me quite a bit. Now I realize (as you both have suggested) that neither party listens to us anyway.
    I do like what I heard Jesse Ventura say today: Yes, we should have term limits. Incumbants are too powerful and it is too hard to get the revitalizing blood into Congress. No public official should ever serve a longer term than the President.

    Personally, I think that’s a great idea. I also like the idea of removing most security from elected officials work places. Ha! (that is Jesse “Ha!”.

  4. Xman says:

    P.S
    I just changed my email, Joe.
    I put it in the email section of this post.

  5. JoeC says:

    I agree with the term limits. The country would lose some good Congresspeople who are doing good work, but it also might gain some people who never get a chance to do good work. Plus, it would get rid of the politicians who are clinging to life support and doing nothing, but clinging to their position so their seniority can help their state. And, it allows more years for folks to grow corrupt, and in those seats of power, it would be very hard not to become corrupt just to get things done, and while a little corruption may be good for the country (it got the Brooklyn Bridge built, after all) a lot of corruption isn’t.

    Speaking of Fox News, I also believe the conservative media is one of the biggest problems in our country today, just like the state-owned media kept many Russian folks blind for part of the 20th century. Certainly it doesn’t keep everybody blind, but people just don’t have time to dig through so much pro-government-spin propaganda for the truth everyday while working two jobs for peanuts and waiting in line for bread and potatoes.

  6. La Sirena says:

    “I may be going to hell in a bucket, baby;
    But at least I’m enjoying the ride!”
    – Grateful Dead
    (stoned-out supercilious hippies or saavy social commentators or both?)

  7. Indigobusiness says:

    I’m pretty sure Matthew DIDN’T HAVE MISSLES IN MIND HEN HE MENTIONED PEACEMAKERS.

    oops…sorry for shouting.

    Solutions are for statesmen, politicians are only out to game the system.

    ——
    Joe, did you change something, I can’t get your page to load right?

  8. Xman says:

    Not sure we really know what Matthew or any other “writer” of the bible said. Been reading a bit about the English scribes who translated the Greek bible (documents?) into the King James version.
    Knowing how Bush has influenced the writing of EPA reports, National Intelligence Estimate, reports on Iraq, whatever…..it’s probably reasonable to assume old King James made his will known as well. Not to mention honest mistakes. Like the one that keeps being passed around that the President of Iran called for wiping Israel off the map.

  9. JoeC says:

    The King James version aside, we know the First Council of Nicaea was responsible for steering the direction of the Bible just by choosing which texts would be deemed holy. Fortunately, a lot of the other texts the council decided to burn were cached away and later found (Dead Sea Scrolls, and the Nag Hammadi scrolls…), and by comparing similar texts in these scrolls with the modern day translations, we know scribes changed the meaning of some of the verses over the centuries.

    Here’s a great site for digging into all the known early Christian writings…not just looking at them through the lens of the early religious council leaders who were definitely influenced by politics, etc: Early Christian Writings.

    That being said, I think a lot of the Bible was heavily influenced by the wishes of the human authors from the get go. By the way, God just told me that my family is supposed to rule the United States, and that I should build an army and take back the land he’s set aside for us…a new holy land…it’s about 40,000 acres in and around downtown Tehran. There…see how easy it is to spot B.S.? ;-)

  10. Xman says:

    Thanks for the links, Joe. Fascinating stuff. I see the hand of man in all that council stuff, but not much of god. One the other hand, the early writings have a lot of good wisdom. The council link reminds me of the ZeitGeist movie I watched some time ago…though they only briefly mention the pagans in this cite.

  11. Xman- You make a great point, but I’m fairly certain of Matthew’s ethos. Lots of distortions and reconfigurations have rendered a quite different message than originally intended, that’s for sure.
    Joe hit on a good example with his Nicene Creed citation, not many contemporary Christians will even acknowledge the reincarnation references it excised. And mistranslations? Lordy be…

    Laurence Gardner is an interesting scholar who sorts this stuff out. It’s ironic that he’s called an ‘alternative historian’, among other things. But he makes solid points about how we tend to cling to our idea about this stuff, rather than what the record indicates. For instance: Jesus of Nazareth-
    Nazareth wasn’t even a town for decades after Jesus. It was Nazarene (the split in the Abrahamic lineage that didn’t go to Egypt). Try selling that wholesale.

    I think these cats took their mysticism seriously, and with all the psychotropic balms and oils they rubbed on themselves, who knows what veils they parted? I figure they were clearly heavyweights compared to us in these matters. But we could probably whip their ass at Doom.

  12. jodi says:

    Beware of those who try to speak for God.

    http://www.collegenews.org/x4592.xml

  13. JoeC says:

    Oohhhh…that’s a good article, Jodi. Thanks for sharing the link!

  14. >>”If English was good enough for Jesus Christ, it’s good enough for me.”

  15. I’ll try again (for some reason my message was truncated).
    ====================================

    ”If English was good enough for Jesus Christ, it’s good enough for me.”

    Hahahahaaaa… (That’s rich!)

    It may not be for us to know the fullest truth, but surely it’s our duty to identify the false we’re able to truly recognize.

    Thanks, Jodi.

    (Apologies to Mathew for my misspelling, I always do that.)

  16. Xman says:

    What a coincidence.
    I’ve been discussing the same sorts of misunderstandings and distortions with a few people lately.

    Mormons generally think that any wine drunk by biblical people, early mormons, etc. was grape juice. un-fermented. I think the reason Mormons in particular are so succeptable to rumour, myth, old wives tales, etc. is that their leaders are not generally scholars. Their bishops are taken right out of the congregation. One particular bishop and I got into this “grape juice” discussion. I reminded him that Brigham Young directed the planting of a vineyard and building of a winery shortly after entering the Salt Lake valley. The bishop adamantly insisted that it was for grape juice only. I said, okay, then what about the distillery he also ordered built? He became so red faced and agitated that I thought I was going to be attacked. It didn’t help him when I presented the Weber State Historical Society writings on the subject. Sometime later, he brought it up again and said he had been mistaken and that it was just the biblical people who had the grape juice. I should have let it go, but couldn’t. I asked him how he accounted for the passage in the bible where Noah filled himself on new wine and lay sprawled drunk and naked and his sons came along and covered him with a blanket? I haven’t seen the guy since.

    It seems to me, lots of people are gaining their “knowlege from people who themselves know little. Like people learning their geography from McCain or their logic from O’Reeeeally or Hannity. I have basically given up trying to have a rational discussion with anyone who watches Fox. They simply don’t have the tools for it.

Leave a Reply