Suqami’s Magic 9/11 Passport: Three Theories
Ladies and gentlemen, the story you are about to read of one hijacker’s magic passport is true. It will bend and twist your mentations, but I assure you of its veracity. Not even the names have been changed to protect the innocent.
Speaking of names, there are letters inscribed on this most extraordinary of all passports. Those letters read: “Satam al-Suqami.”
The providential passport was issued to Suqami in Saudi Arabia in August of 1998. Three years later, a stranger handed Suqami’s passport to an NYPD detective on the streets of Manhattan — just moments after American Airlines Flight 11 attempted an unscheduled landing on the 93rd floor of WTC1.
How did this passport — a piece of paper soaked in jet fuel — survive the explosive landing? I give you three theories…
The Official Magic Passport Theory
It’s Tuesday September 11, and Manhattan has just come through three straight days of mid-eighty-degree heatwave. But on this Tuesday, the first kiss of autumn brushes Manhattan on the cheek…perhaps a gift for those with no mornings left.
According to the 9-11 Commission, Suqami uses his magic passport to board Flight 11. He then shoots or stabs Daniel Lewin, a former member of an elite Israeli special-operations unit, before moving into the cabin to get set for Mohamed Atta’s attempted landing on the 93rd floor.
While the ensuing conflagration destroys the plane’s indestructible black boxes, Suqami’s magic passport flies out of his pocket, or luggage, passes through the building, and lands on a sidewalk, barely singed and completely intact.
Ok…not even flat-earthers or Laura Bush still believe this theory anymore. Let’s move along to more likely explanations…
The Planted Evidence Theory
The world’s intelligence agencies know that Suqami has been frequently involved with al-Qaeda. Now, somebody wants to make sure that he and al-Qaeda are identified and blamed for the 9/11 attacks. That particular somebody knows the hijackers’ plans ahead of time. Then, they help let it happen.
And then, they make one of the dumbest, most glaringly stupid mistakes an agent could make. They plant some evidence (the magic passport) that could not possibly exist? I don’t think so…
No, this theory still doesn’t sound right to me. How about one more…
The Ingenious Whistleblower Theory
Somebody involved at some level is watching 9/11 unfold. She has realized that the safety drills and military exercises scheduled for 9/11 will be used to facilitate the WTC and Pentagon attacks. She recognizes the coming events for what they are: an American coup d’etat.
Instead of blowing the whistle and surely being silenced by those who also control the Main Stream Media, she comes up with a better idea: she will plant the most implausible and absurd piece of 9/11 evidence possible.
This evidence is unexpected and unrecognized at first, so it will initially get covered by the media before it can be censored. The magic passport will, by its very existence, denote planted evidence. And because planted evidence of such a nature requires preparation, it will be a beacon of proof to any American who can put two and two together that there was foreknowledge of the events that occurred on that horrible day.
And, thus, she hopes, millions of Americans will figure out what has happened. And she prays that they will rise to action against the criminals who allowed 9/11 to be perpetrated. And she hopes that the people will take their country back.
I’ll bet this person, wherever they are, is still hoping.
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May 20th, 2008 at 5:23 am
Bingo.
He is.
May 20th, 2008 at 7:32 am
Good job, Joe. Hadn’t thought of #3. The helpful citizen hasn’t come forward and gotten her 15 minutes on Today, GMA and Larry King?
hmmmm….
You know, there is just too much odd behavior/odd incidents, not to have real questions.
Hate to bring up OJ, but it is a good example. Sure all kinds of evidence that under normal circumstances would make one think he was guilty. But then we have drug dealers, glove issues, strange blood drops, mishandled evidence and most importantly to me, a history of personal vendetta by cops…not just on OJ, but on a whole race. I think the jury got it right. Just too much suspicious sh*t.
I have a feeling if a jury had been able to sit and hear the evidence we have so far on the 9/11 thing, they would also have great doubts.
Oh, I forgot, we don’t have juries for this stuff anymore.
A couple other comments:
Yesterdays www.democracynow.org had a guy on and he says we now fly 60 suspected terrorists a day, from all over the world INTO Iraq for imprisonment. No trials, juries, lawyers. A DOD spokesman said a couple days ago, the reason we are building a new prison in Afghanistan is that the present one is not built to hold detainee’s “indefinately”. Do we thank Dr. Freud for that one? I’ve heard no one comment on that comment. I found it interesting.
I love Obama, but are we thinking he will do something about this?
May 20th, 2008 at 11:50 am
The thought of #3 came while reading a UKGuardian article about how ridiculously sloppy and careless the “plant” was, and I thought, hmmm…what if the ridiculousness of the plant wasn’t a mistake?
Flying so many people into Iraq…that’s just insane. I can’t believe I’m helping pay for this kind of crap. I can’t believe I paid somebody to do my taxes and figure out how much I had to send to these bozos so they could blow it on extraordinary rendition and get-around-the-constitution detention facilities in other countries. Well, at least I got all the Big Macs I want and American Idol. ;-)
May 21st, 2008 at 3:31 pm
I pick 3!!!
And now I’m even a little cheered up….
June 7th, 2008 at 5:41 am
Sorry but I go for number 2, the Planted Evidence theory. I agree it is absurd that they would plant something so obvious and expect the world to swallow it, but hey! They were right. They knew from long experience of controlling the media, manipulation and mind control how few people would smell a rat or care. As evidence of this is all the other absurdly implausible planted evidence associated with 9/11 - the hijackers on the eve of the attacks, for example, taking a copy of the Koran along to a lap-dancing bar and leaving it behind along with one of their business cards. It’s inconceivable but the media report it without question.