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John Edwards Calls Out Corporate America

Tuesday, August 28th, 2007

John EdwardsWow. Looks like Edwards has learned a lesson or two from Kucinich and Paul. He just called out fascist Corporate America. In public! And he’s still standing! And his hair wasn’t even perfect!

Edwards has come a long way from being the first person from his family to attend college. He’s weathered the death of a 16-year-old son, watched his wife battle cancer, and publicly apologized for previously backing the illegal invasion of Iraq.

But lately, it looks like the man’s been drinking some of Bulworth’s Kool-Aid.

Here are some choice excerpts from John Edward’s recent speech in New Hampshire:

The choice we must make is as important as it is clear. It is…a choice between corporate power and the power of democracy. It is the establishment elites versus the American people.

It’s not just that the answers of the past aren’t up to the job today, it’s that the system that produced them was corrupt — and still is. It’s controlled by big corporations, the lobbyists they hire to protect their bottom line and the politicians who curry their favor and carry their water. And it’s perpetuated by a media that too often fawns over the establishment, but fails to seriously cover the challenges we face or the solutions being proposed. This is the game of American politics and in this game, the interests of regular Americans don’t stand a chance.

Real change starts with being honest — the system in Washington is rigged and our government is broken. It’s rigged by greedy corporate powers to protect corporate profits. It’s rigged by the very wealthy to ensure they become even wealthier. At the end of the day, it’s rigged by all those who benefit from the established order of things. For them, more of the same means more money and more power. They’ll do anything they can to keep things just the way they are — not for the country, but for themselves.

Politicians who care more about their careers than their constituents go along to get elected. They make easy promises to voters instead of challenging them to take responsibility for our country. And then they compromise even those promises to keep the lobbyists happy and the contributions coming.

Instead of serving the people and the nation, too many play the parlor game of Washington — trading favors and campaign money, influencing votes and compromising legislation. It’s a game that never ends, but every American knows — it’s time to end the game.

All the big ideas in the world won’t make a difference if they have to go through this broken system that remains controlled by big business and their lobbyists. And if we fix the system, but aren’t honest with the American people about the scope of our challenges and what’s required of each of us to meet them, then we’ll be left with the baby steps and incremental measures that are Washington’s poor excuse for progress.

I have walked into courtrooms alone to face an army of corporate lawyers with all the money in the world…you cannot deal with them on their terms. You cannot play by their rules, sit at their table, or give them a seat at yours. They will not give up their power — you have to take it from them.

We cannot triangulate our way to real change. We cannot compromise our way to real change. But we can lead to real change. And we can start today.

Nearly ten years ago, I made the decision that I would never take a dime from a Washington lobbyist — I wasn’t going to work for them, and I didn’t want their money.

Because in the courtroom, when you present your case to the jury, you can offer facts and evidence, you can argue your heart out — and I have — but the one thing you can’t do, is pay the jury. We call that a bribe. But in Washington when an oil lobbyist gives money to office holders to influence our energy policy, they call it politics. That’s exactly what’s wrong with this system.

Money flies like lightning between corporations, lobbyists, and politicians. Well, we’re not going to take it anymore. Your money’s no good here.

There are 60 lobbyists in Washington for every member of Congress. It’s a stark reminder of our broken political system that leaves millions of Americans without a voice in their government — a government that is supposed to work for them.

We must think big and end the game!

Sounds like a revolution to me.

So, does Edwards really believe what he preaches? I suppose only he knows for sure. Then again, I don’t really care if it’s God or the Devil speaking the truth. Truth is precious, and you take it wherever you can find it these days.

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Bye Bye Gonzo!

Monday, August 27th, 2007
    This morning I woke in the country of fear.
    Poured a hot mug of coffee, put a hand to my ear.
    And the sound I heard blow from the car radio,
    Well, it started in low. Then it started to grow.

    But this sound wasn’t scared, and the sound wasn’t bad.
    It couldn’t be so, but it was GLAD! Not sad!
    Every Patriot in America, the short and the long,
    Was singing, “Happy Trails, Gonzales!” They were happy he’s gone!

It felt almost as festive as Christmas in Whoville today, as news that Alberto “I perjured myself in every hallway and corner of the RFK Main Justice Building” Gonzales had resigned travelled like peals of freedom bells from hilltop to dell, from sea to shining sea.

And then people began to talk in front of the cameras, and now that the dust is settling, we can read between their lines…

Fire-and-Forget Gonzo

AlbertoGonzalesAttorney General Alberto Gonzales said: “I have lived the American dream.”

What he meant: “The American dream — you know, get as much as you can by any means that you can and screw the rest of the world and anybody who don’t like watching me be the life of the party. It’s been fun, suckers!”

President Dictator

George W. BushPresident Bush said: “It’s sad that we live in a time when a talented and honourable person like Al Gonzales is impeded from doing important work because his name is dragged through the mud for political reasons.”

What he meant: “I, you know…since when is lying to the American people a bad thing? I fabricate horse manure. It’s what the President does — what I’ve done — over, and over, and over. The American people just grin, and they lick it up. Many of you right-wingers have asked me to supersize the next plateful. I even told mi abogado — my lawyer — Al Gonzales that fabricating whoppers must be what we’re SUPPOSED to do, because, you know, y’all seem to love it so much.

“It’s sad that you’re trying to hold us accountable. That’s not how freedom works.

“Freedom is all about you being a slave, me getting worshipped, and Cheney telling me what to decide next. And right now, Cheney’s telling me to decide we’d best get back to the hard work of attacking Iran and manufacturing faster and more expensive bullets…not the cheap bullets, but the bullets with a higher profit margin. You know…Freedom Bullets.”

Top Democratic Dog in the Senate

Harry ReidHarry Reid, the Democratic leader in the Senate, said: “This resignation is not the end of the story.”

What he meant: “It won’t end until the Democratic majority sits, heels, and rolls over for Master Dubya again, like the well-trained mutt-brained dogs we turn backward flips to be. Woof! Heh-uh-Heh-uh-Heh-uh-Heh! Woof woof!”

Senator Ted Kennedy

Ted KennedySenator Ted Kennedy said: “I strongly urge President Bush to nominate a new attorney general who will respect our laws and restore the integrity of the office.”

What he meant: “I’m not asking for the job.”

Michelle Malkin

Michelle MalkinMichelle Malkin said: “Back in May, I said I wouldn’t be shedding tears [if Gonzales resigned] and my poll showed that neither would most of you.”

What she meant: “I, Michelle Malkin, am the flawless looking glass through which every other person interprets their world. Without me, the world would die from dullness…except for third-world populations too impoverished to get high speed broadband Internet and relish my spin, and those people are just hateful starving beasts, so, like, who cares anyway.”

DOJ Distraction

Pete DomeniciSenator Pete Domenici, R-N.M., said: “His situation was a distraction to the Department of Justice and its attempt to carry out its important duties.”

What he meant: “With this distraction out of the way, the DOJ can get back to its important duty of throwing out any case that threatens to negate illegal wire taps, unratified income taxation, torturous interrogation techniques, unjustifiable war, and any other attrocity the President should be tarred and feathered for considering.”

Smoking the World

Nancy PelosiHouse Speaker Nancy Pelosi said: “The president must now restore credibility to the office of the Attorney General.”

What she meant: “I’ll vote to approve whoever Dubya wants as long as I get to whine loudly about it first. I’ve always liked playing good cop, bad cop. People have told me I’m one of the better good cops they’ve seen. Yes, we’ll bomb Iran, and we’ll get the oil, and we’ll eventually leave Iraq in a shambles under a brand new dictator, but after my performance America will be in a position to convince herself that, although she turned fascist, it wasn’t her fault and she really didn’t ENJOY turning fascist. America may smoke the world, but good heavens, America doesn’t inhale.”

The Quaint Screen Door

Alberto GonzalesAlberto Gonzales once wrote in a memo to Bush: “The war on terrorism is a new kind of war, a new paradigm [that] renders obsolete Geneva’s strict limitation on questioning of enemy prisoners and renders some of its provisions quaint.”

Nice try, Al. Don’t let the quaint screen door hit your quaint arse on the way out.

    And the sheep, gum-stuck in their war against terror,
    Stood puzzling: “How did we inherit this error?
    It came launching missiles! It came dropping bombs!
    “It failed with a preemptive war on Saddam!”

    And they puzzled while Bush tried to even the score.
    Then the sheep thought of something some hadn’t before!
    “Maybe freedom,” they thought, “doesn’t bomb A to Z.
    “Maybe freedom…perhaps…requires civility.”

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Endless War Profiteers

Thursday, August 23rd, 2007

Norman Solomon at TomPaine.com writes:

America’s military spending is now close to $2 billion a day. This fall, the country will begin its seventh year of continuous war, with no end in sight. On the horizon is the very real threat of a massive air assault on Iran. And few in Congress seem willing or able to articulate a rejection of the warfare state.

Hmmm…$2 billion a day, and Congress isn’t too concerned…I wonder why?

Maybe because most of the money we’re shamed into handing over to “support the troops” is actually flowing to over-priced contracts with the Military Industrial Complex, and part of their profits end up in the pockets of Congress.

This fact is more than pointed out by the following information, gleaned from www.warprofiteers.com:

Boeing

Aside from 747s, Boeing makes “smart” bombs, F-15 fighters, and Apache helicopters. Boeing has paid tens of millions in fines for selling flawed parts that led to thousands of unnecessary landings and at least one fatal crash and has been plagued by scandals connected to the company’s influence-peddling.

CEO: Jim McNerney
Military contracts 2005: $18.3 billion
Total contributions for the 2004 election cycle: $1,659,213

Lockheed Martin

The world’s #1 military contractor, responsible for the U-2 and SR-71 spy planes, F-16, F/A-22 fighter jet, and Javelin missiles. They’ve also made millions through insider trading, falsifying accounts, and bribing officials.

CEO: Robert J. Stevens
Military contracts 2005: $19.4 billion
Total contributions for the 2004 election cycle: $2,212,836

Northrop Grumman

Makers of the B-2 stealth bomber, you’d think this company could stay under the radar. But they’re dogged by scandals-from bribing Saudi princes to botching the training of the Iraqi National Army to the tune of $48 million. Above board, their job is simply selling death.

CEO: Ronald Sugar
Military contracts 2005: $13.5 billion
Campaign contributions in 2004: $1.68 million (defense related)
$1.77 million (total)

General Dynamics

General Dynamics makes traditional F-16 jets, Abrams tanks, and Trident subs. With contracts in the billions, and new markets (read: wars) opening every day, they’re not as washed up as some may think.

CEO: Nicholas D. Chabraja
Military contracts 2005: $10.6 billion
Total contributions in the 2004 election cycle: $1,437,602

Raytheon

Raytheon means “light from the gods.” Makers of “Bunker Buster” bombs, Tomahawk and Patriot missiles, this company loves big noises and large civilian casualty counts. When a missile killed 62 civilians in a Baghdad market, that was Light from the Gods.

CEO: William H. Swanson
Military contracts 2005: $9.1 billion
Defense-related contributions in the 2004 election cycle: $961,252

United Technologies

The name sounds like they make light bulbs, but UT, a.k.a. Sikorsky, sells Black Hawk and Comanche helicopters and various missile systems designed to inspire terror in civilians from Palestine to Colombia to Somalia and beyond.

CEO: George David
Military contracts 2005: $5.0 billion
Defense-related contributions in the 2004 election cycle: $558,850*

Halliburton

This company truly has a guardian angel: former Halliburton CEO and now Vice President Dick Cheney who looks out for its interests from the White House. The result? $8 billion in contracts “rebuilding” Iraq in 2004.

CEO: David J. Lesar
Military contracts 2005: $5.8 billion
Oil and gas-related contributions in the 2004 election cycle: $221,249

General Electric

Run until 2001by “Neutron” Jack Welch, who made it a matter of principle to lay off 10% of his workers per year, the world’s biggest company churns out plastics, aircraft engines and nuclear reactors and media spin through NBC, CNBC, Telemundo, and msnbc.com.

CEO: Jeffrey R. Immelt
Military contracts 2005: $2.2 billion
Defense-related contributions in the 2004 election cycle: $220,950

Science Applications International Corporation

SAIC, awarded control of the Iraqi Media Network, was not able to spin US propaganda in Iraq and ended up being forced to withdraw. But their financial prospects remain solid as supplier of surveillance technology to US spy agencies.

CEO: Ken Dahlberg
Military contracts 2005: $2.8 billion
Campaign contributions in 2004: $781,410 (defense related)

CSC/DynCorp

The world’s premier rent-a-cop business runs the security show in Afghanistan, Iraq, and the US-Mexico border. They also run the coca crop-dusting business in Colombia, and occasional sex trafficking sorties in Bosnia. But what can you expect from a bunch of mercenaries?

CEO: Van Honeycutt
Military contracts 2005: $2.8 billion

It seems that money, not love, makes the world go around, and war is definitely greasing the wheels.

Thanks to RG for pointing me to Solomon’s article!

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Stupid in America

Saturday, August 18th, 2007

“Stupid in America is a nasty title for a program about public education, but some nasty things are going on in America’s public schools and it’s about time we face up to it.”

Why do American high school students suck so badly when compared to other countries — even poorer countries like Poland, the Czech Republic, and South Korea? Why do American students do well when they start public school, but then do worse as each year goes by?

John Stossel finds some answers in his report, Stupid in America.


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Top 10 Reasons Karl Rove Resigned

Monday, August 13th, 2007

Karl Christian Rove10. Wants to high-tail it to Dubai before his upcoming dirty bomb false flag operation clogs America with radioactive SUVs and riot police.

9. After the 2006 election, Bush told Rove he might be more helpful botching somebody’s Democratic campaign.

8. Wants to finally get his college degree, which he failed to earn while dodging the draft at a parade of colleges between 1969 and 1973.

7. Further convinced the answer to all is WAR, Rove is secretly relocating to New Orlean’s Ninth Ward, refurbishing a gutted house with a surface-to-air rocket launcher, stocking scores of Depleted Uranium warheads, and preparing to launch a preemptive attack against the next tropical storm that threatens to become a hurricane.

6. Needs time off to help produce TV advertisements for the burgeoning Swift Boat Veterans for Unlikely Whoppers and Sanctimonious Hypocrisy group.

5. After blowing the cover of agent Valerie Plame, Rove is entirely swamped with urgent requests to betray more CIA agents with husbands who tell the truth.

4. Rove is unable to continue functioning after discovering that his biological father had another son…that Don Siegelman, the Alabama governor Rove put in prison, is…actually…HIS OWN STEPBROTHER!!! AIGHHHHH!

3. After firing every last attorney in Washington, Rove wants to let somebody else get a shot.

2. Fell prey to Hillary Clinton’s covert operation, RapRove, whose players posed as hip-hop talent scounts and convinced Rove to pursue his non-talent in the music industry.

And the number one reason Karl Rove resigned:

1. After years advising Bush, just got tired of propping up a second-rate boneheaded dictator.

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