Senator David Vitter Likes Prostitutes
According to Senator David Vitter’s website, he’s dedicated to making life better for his young family and all Louisiana families, and he’s focused on advancing mainstream conservative principles.
One way this married-with-children, public servant is advancing mainstream conservative principles is sleeping with hookers.
Yes, Vitter’s telephone number has turned up in the list of clients’ numbers made public by accused D.C. Madam Deborah Jeane Palfrey.
A History of Hookers
And let’s not forget that when Vitter geared up to run for governor of Louisiana in 2002, a prostitute named Wendy Cortez accused Vitter of using her services. Cortez came forward because she was upset that Vitter was portraying himself as a family-values conservative and trotting out his wife and children for campaign photo ops while boinking her in private.
Seems call girls and pimps can’t stand posturing career hypocrites any more than the rest of us.
But that’s all behind Vitter now. Yesterday Vitter made it all go away with the Jesus wand: “Several years ago, I asked for and received forgiveness from God and my wife in confession and marriage counseling.”
Vitter Comes Up Lacking
In 2000, an interviewer for the Times-Picayune asked Vitter’s wife about extramarital affairs. She had this response: “I’m a lot more like Lorena Bobbitt than Hillary. If he does something like that, I’m walking away with one thing, and it’s not alimony, trust me.”
So, in light of Vitter’s wife’s comments, pardon me if I’m mistaken for assuming Republican Senator Vitter is now missing his penis.
But for now, it’s stay the course, and back to business for Vitter. And for Vitter, that means amending the U.S. Constitution to ban same sex marriages. In 2006, the dickless prick said, “I don’t believe there’s any issue that’s more important than this one … I think this debate is very healthy, and it’s winning a lot of hearts and minds.”
Senator Vitter: Husband. Father. Forgiven cheater. Career hypocrite. Dickless prick. Winning a lot of hearts and minds for America.
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