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Terrorists Attempt Smuggling C4 into G8

Putin, Merkel, Bush, and BlairThe 33rd Group of Eight (G8) summit wrapped up last Friday in Heiligendamm, Germany. A proud and pleased host, German Chancellor Angela Merkel, said: “It was a successful summit.”

And why shouldn’t she arrive at that conclusion? In addition to eight of the world’s most powerful heads of state agreeing to agree, and agreeing to not agree, on such heavier-than-ununoctium conundrums as climate protection and aid for Africa, the German police prevented a possible terrorist attack.

Terrorists Thwarted by German Police

Pardon me if I’m being a fear monger, but these terrorists weren’t run-of-the-mill hooligans being enticed to give their shoe sizes to an undercover FBI agent so they could get free military boots to help them blow up the Sears Tower.

Nope. These terrorists were smuggling real live bonafide genuine and verifiably authentic C4 plastic explosives in a suitcase in a car through a G8 checkpoint.

As one might expect, the captured terrorists were radical Muslim Islamofascists whose hatred of American freedom knows no bounds.

Uhhhh…wait…wait a second…hold the phone. That’s not correct…

Merkel and BushThe forestalled terrorists were not radical Islamofascists. They were, in fact, U.S. security men.

And lemme tellya, they had one helluva clever alibi, too. Get this: the U.S. Security personnel who were caught smuggling C4 into the G8 summit claimed they were just testing the capability of German G8 security.

One wonders what would have transpired had the C4 smugglers NOT been caught. Would there have been, perhaps, a G8 “terrorist” attack? An attack, perhaps, blamed on…oh, I dunno…maybe Iran? Might a false-flag assassination have given Congressional neocons like estranged-from-all-parties-but-AIPAC Joseph Lieberman enough free leash to lob a weak American nuke or two at Tehran?

I can’t say. I can only make an educated and justly paranoid guess based on known history…

British SAS in Iraq

In 2005, two British SAS were caught attempting to stage a terror attack in Iraq. The two British soldiers, wearing Arab garb, wigs, and headdress, drove a car towards a group of Iraq police. Then they shot at the police, killing one policeman and injuring another. When they were finally caught, it was discovered that their car contained explosives.

As a reward for the Iraqi police force, who finally stepped up to the plate and used our training, the British military blew open a Basra jail and freed the captured British insurgents…insurgents who were not really insurgents because, like, they were only pretending to be insurgents in order to catch more insurgents. You dig? (You’d actually need a fleet of nuclear steam shovels to dig the amount of spinning bull excrement the British dumped on top of this story…)

London 7/7 Drill

A consultancy agency with government and police connections admitted that it was running an exercise for an unnamed company that revolved around the London Underground being bombed at the exact same times and locations where bombs were detonated in London on July 7th.

New York 9/11 Drill

While real hijackers were waving box cutters in northeastern airspace, Operation Vigilant Guardian had NORAD and the Air Force shouting at false radar blips that simulated hijacked planes.

Some of these fake hijack blips corresponded to real military aircraft in the air posing as hijacked aircraft. That’s why when NORAD’s airborne control officer, Lt. Col. Dawne Deskins, heard Boston claim it had a hijacked airliner, her first words were, “It must be part of the exercise.”

Cheers to a Successful Summit

G8 leaders

In light of history, I echo Chancellor Merkel’s positive appraisal of the summit.

After all, with Senator Lieberman begging like a freaked-out mad dog on his paws and knees to see a preemptive nuclear war fry Persian babies to grease spots in his own time, every week that goes by without fake Iranian terror — even if little else is accomplished — is a rousing success.

Cheers!

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