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Bush Bikes Against Terror

I’m here to tell you today, we’re gonna whip al-Qaeda, dead or alive, with a new strategy.

George W. Bush

Some people say the surge ain’t working. But, make no mistake…

George W. Bush

Those defeatests ain’t seen a surge on bicycles yet!

George W. Bush

With these bikes — and we’ve got water packs because we’re fighting in a desert, and these bikes have armored pedals to protect our troops against explosive devices used by the infidels — we am gonna stay the course…

George W. Bush

And we am gonna win. On bikes!

George W. Bush

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