White House Sold to Walt Disney Company
The Bush administration, clearly not understanding that the burst of the housing bubble is undesirable, announced today that the White House is jumping on the bandwagon by selling the White House deed to the Walt Disney Company.
After the move, which Democrats quickly compared to running the wrong way on a football field and diving into the wrong end zone, Bush applauded his own decision:
The Disney Company am a fine Christian corporation. It already owns ABC and ESPN and Touchstone and a gajillian more money-making ventures, creating wealth and tax moneys and infrastructures and no-bid contracts for all of us.
Americans have spoken, and Americans wants an experienced home owners to maintain the First Home. And the White House want the best people persons to funnel tourists through this great house and fast and politely as possible, without the lower-classed citizens and illegals leaving too much garbage on the Cross Hall. This is clearly a win-win deal, and a major blow against al Qaeda
To the critics and terrorist sympathizers, I’d honestly encourage you to keep your mouths shut. We know what we’re doing. We’re at war, and any criticism of Walt Disney or the White House or myself may send the wrong message to our troops in harms way.
This decision hasn’t been made lightly. I’ve thought about it in detail since Rove brought it up the other night when he was admiring the way Walt’s people have kept up Snow White’s Castle for so many years. They have tall ladders and they have a lot of white paint. That’s what the White House needs.
As always, the White House will still be open to every American, rich and poor, black and white. Even though it’s now owned by the Walt Disney Company, it’s still your home. Fast Pass tickets, I hear, are going to run $89.99 at the East Entrance, and you can get them online in advance for just $59.99.
Thank you. God bless.
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April 1st, 2007 at 4:05 pm
This is quite rich! I applaud your work for an April fools joke that clearly could happen with BushCo in office..its not really THAT far out is it?
I mean, I know it is..but with everything else they do..it really isn’t to me.
April 1st, 2007 at 4:59 pm
Dusty: If BushCo wanted to sell the White House, they’d just spend half a year saying, “We have no plans to sell the White House.”
After half a year of their denials, Americans would be used to the idea, even if the country was against it, and then BushCo would be able to sell it with nothing more than a whimper from the public. Good ol’ persistent brain washing. ;-)
Thanks for dropping by!
April 2nd, 2007 at 9:31 am
HI — larious! I used Disney in my April Fool’s entry, as well. Something about cryogenic freezing, castles, hard-core capitalism and cultural homogeny just makes them ripe for the picking.