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White House Sold to Walt Disney Company

The Bush administration, clearly not understanding that the burst of the housing bubble is undesirable, announced today that the White House is jumping on the bandwagon by selling the White House deed to the Walt Disney Company.

After the move, which Democrats quickly compared to running the wrong way on a football field and diving into the wrong end zone, Bush applauded his own decision:

The Disney Company am a fine Christian corporation. It already owns ABC and ESPN and Touchstone and a gajillian more money-making ventures, creating wealth and tax moneys and infrastructures and no-bid contracts for all of us.

Americans have spoken, and Americans wants an experienced home owners to maintain the First Home. And the White House want the best people persons to funnel tourists through this great house and fast and politely as possible, without the lower-classed citizens and illegals leaving too much garbage on the Cross Hall. This is clearly a win-win deal, and a major blow against al Qaeda

To the critics and terrorist sympathizers, I’d honestly encourage you to keep your mouths shut. We know what we’re doing. We’re at war, and any criticism of Walt Disney or the White House or myself may send the wrong message to our troops in harms way.

This decision hasn’t been made lightly. I’ve thought about it in detail since Rove brought it up the other night when he was admiring the way Walt’s people have kept up Snow White’s Castle for so many years. They have tall ladders and they have a lot of white paint. That’s what the White House needs.

As always, the White House will still be open to every American, rich and poor, black and white. Even though it’s now owned by the Walt Disney Company, it’s still your home. Fast Pass tickets, I hear, are going to run $89.99 at the East Entrance, and you can get them online in advance for just $59.99.

Thank you. God bless.

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This entry was posted on Sunday, April 1st, 2007 at 7:46 am and is filed under Politics, Satire. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

6 Responses to “White House Sold to Walt Disney Company”

Dusty says:

Sunday, April 1, 2007 at 4:05 pm

This is quite rich! I applaud your work for an April fools joke that clearly could happen with BushCo in office..its not really THAT far out is it?

I mean, I know it is..but with everything else they do..it really isn’t to me.

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JoeC says:

Sunday, April 1, 2007 at 4:59 pm

Dusty: If BushCo wanted to sell the White House, they’d just spend half a year saying, “We have no plans to sell the White House.”

After half a year of their denials, Americans would be used to the idea, even if the country was against it, and then BushCo would be able to sell it with nothing more than a whimper from the public. Good ol’ persistent brain washing. ;-)

Thanks for dropping by!

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La Sirena says:

Monday, April 2, 2007 at 9:31 am

HI — larious! I used Disney in my April Fool’s entry, as well. Something about cryogenic freezing, castles, hard-core capitalism and cultural homogeny just makes them ripe for the picking.

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3737pisces says:

Sunday, May 2, 2010 at 8:18 pm

Looks like the Great American Dream went out the Door. I suppose Next the White House will be Held as Security for ALL the Credit $$$$ Loaned to the USA. By China…So who is the Master? & Who is the Servant????

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3737pisces says:

Sunday, May 2, 2010 at 8:26 pm

Never in All the Years could I be actually seeing that an African! Born Kenya..then with B/certificate Fabricated in Hawaii THEN to be bought up as Muslim!!!!!!!! Be the President? of USA…Actually just what Religious Faith does Obama Profess to be???? I have read that Once a Muslim! then that is for LIFE…He was conditioned from Birth to be Muslim!..So doesn’t that Tell You! Just what he really is..& then you have Troops fighting Muslim’s….Come on! Who actually Voted for this Muslim Obama??? If you do Not believe me then Go to Youtube & SEE the actual interview with Obama’s Relatives who Grandmother (African) Actually said he was Born in that Village….Looks like the People in USA have Been Hoodwinked!!!! Again…

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JoeC says:

Sunday, May 2, 2010 at 8:49 pm

Chill out, 3737pisces…the post your comment is attached to was created on April Fools day 3 years go, i.e. it’s a joke, although admittedly not as funny as the joke you told about Obama’s birth certificate being fabricated.

On the other hand, if Obama really wasn’t born in Hawaii and in order to dupe us into believing he was born there by not only falsifying his birth certificate, but by also inventing backwards time travel, then traveling back in time to 1961 in order to plant an article announcing his birth in the both the Honolulu Advertiser and the Honolulu Star Bulletin announcing his birth, well…then by golly I’m all for having him remain president, because I want somebody that clever leading our team! Go USA!

By the way, I voted for Obama. And like Obama, I’m a Christian. And I have nothing against Muslims. But, I admit I do get highly annoyed by bigots. ;-)

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