Buck Jim Inhofe in the 15th Century
Senator Jim Inhofe appeared last weekend at the Conservative Political Action Conference. As you can see in this report from the Washington Post, Jim says he’s proud to be…jeez, I think he said he’s proud to be an idiot. See what you think:
Sen. Jim Inhofe (R-Okla.) got the crowd cheering early in the day. “I have been called — my kids are all aware of this — dumb, crazy man, science abuser, Holocaust denier, villain of the month, hate-filled, warmonger, Neanderthal, Genghis Khan and Attila the Hun,” he announced. “And I can just tell you that I wear some of those titles proudly.”
Inhofe repeated his view that man-made global warming is “the greatest hoax ever perpetrated on the American people,” and he quarreled with a Bush administration proposal to list polar bears as a threatened species. “They’re overpopulated,” he declared. “Don’t worry about it: The polar bear is fine.”
Meanwhile, an avid fan of physicist Hugh Everett’s Many Worlds Interpretation of quantum physics tracked down Jim Inhofe’s twin identity in a nearby, 15th century parallel dimension. Here’s what he had to say…
The Black Plague Hoax
“Don’t worry about the rodents. This black plague crap is the greatest hoax ever perpetrated on the continent of Europe!
“People have been getting fever, headaches, bad coughs, and kicking the bucket for thousands of years — it’s nothing new.
“This so-called black plague is a sham used by lazy poor people to keep their kids home from the sweat shops. The black plague doesn’t even exist!”
The Truth about Global Roundness
“Much of the debate on global roundness is predicated on the ludicrous belief that a huge, spherical rock is spinning through space at hundreds of thousands of miles per hour.
“What’s more, these global roundness advocates say that rock is the Earth! Do you feel like you’re moving a hundred thousand miles an hour? Of course not…
“Going that fast would kill you! Trust me, the Earth is flat.”
Torturing Witches Saves Lives
“I’m probably not the only one with a match that is more outraged by the outrage than we are at actually burning these witches at the stake.
“These women, you know they’re not about to be burned for appearing in public without proper covering. If they’re tied to a stake, these women, they’re broom stick riders, they’re spell casters, they’re witches.
“Many of them probably have children’s blood on their hands and here we’re so concerned about how bad the fire’s gonna hurt! C’mon, they’re witches, and we need this war on witches because it makes the world safer.”
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