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New Retirement Oceanfront Real Estate

Well, kiddies, it’s 2007, and as the Baby boom generation begins to search for tropical retirement paradise, it’s discovering several problems:

So, what’s a guy in search of oceanfront retirement property to do?

Floating Oceanfront Property

If you can’t compete with hurricanes, dodge ‘em. Buy a condo on some floating real estate.

On the new cruise ship condos, you have your choice of property, from small studios to humongous 3,700-square foot, 5 bedroom, 5.5 bath penthouses with every conceivable amenity. Besides being able to steer clear of hurricanes and supervolcanoes, your retirement home will dock in about every major port on the planet.

ResidenseaRight now, The World of Residensea is the only floating condo sailing, but, if you’ve got between one and ten million dollars to spend *cough* *gag* *choke*, here are three other sources of floating condo properties which are in various stages of preparation:

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6 Responses to “New Retirement Oceanfront Real Estate”

  1. PETE says:

    What are the chances, that you and I will have a condo on the same boat?

  2. Jodi says:

    Joe’s Wife thinks about Zero, unless she happens to be the first “to go”. The thought of a being on a boat that big makes her want to cry, PLUS she doesn’t like to be put on a schedule when it comes to relaxing.

  3. JoeC says:

    Pete: I agree with Jodi…chances are looking pretty slim. Even if I talked Jodi into it, we still have three kids to put through college in a few years, so that $10 million five-bedroom floating property is looking less and less likely to be in our future.

    Send us a postcard, though! ;-)

  4. PETE says:

    So much for cocktails at sunset.
    I couldn’t do it either. I have forty acres in central Illinois, and I count the days till about mid April when the hummingbirds return. What a pleasure to be awakened in the morning by the hum of those wings flapping as they feed. And then watching them during the day as the buzz from one feeder to the next. Besides I am happy with the paddle boat on one pond and the canoe on the other. And with eight grandkids, I would miss them to much.

  5. Pearl says:

    Idiot blogger. It was the PARENTS of the baby boomers who used all that oil getting rich. You need to study the growth of American business before you attempt to expound on the subject again. I’m sick and tired of boomers getting blamed for environmental woes. WE were the generation who brought the state of this planet to the forefront.

  6. JoeC says:

    Half-wit commenter Pearl: Check out these baby-boomer Big Oil execs who used oil to get rich:
    Roman Abramovich, world’s richest oil and gas tycoon, born 1966.
    Mikhail Fridman, oil billionaire, born 1964.
    Richard Kinder, former Enron president and energy pipeline billionaire, born 1945.

    Don’t kid yourself; maybe it’s not your fault, but the baby boom generation is as filled with greed as any other…they just smoked pot and dressed like hippies before they got so greedy. My own Generation X is no better, no worse.

    BTW, I’m nicer to folks who don’t refer to me as “idiot”, idiot. ;-)

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