Life of Dubya Revealed: A Pictorial Biography (Part 2)
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Remember this, George: Oil is the only thing in the world worth workin’ for, worth somebody else fightin’ for, worth other people dyin’ for, because it makes us filthy rich.
It will come to you, this love of oil. There’s no gettin’ away from it if you’re a Bush. Now run along and tell your dad it’s time for his vittles. |
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Cub Scouts stinks.
I gotta dress like everybody else, take orders from people that ain’t half as rich as Daddy, and no beer! Next Den meeting, I’ll tell ‘em where they can stick their one great brotherhood. |
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I want a baseball team, Daddy!
I want one nowwwwww! Get me a team or your new Oldsmobile gets the bat! |
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Two U.S. Presidents…
A First Lady… The Governor of Florida… And a couple of well-to-do white boys who trade on family connections, welch on loans, run with con men, and leave financial ruin in their wake as they line their own pockets. |
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Guess what, Mom—Laura says I don’t creep her out like most girls!
She says we both creep out everybody together! |
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W: You are so…beautiful… L: George, I want your womanizing to stop. W: …to meeeeee… L: George, your cocaine habit has to go, too. W: …you are so—beautiful…mmmmm… L: You get one more DUI and I’m out of here. Did you hear me? W: …to meeeeee…can’t you seeeeaaheeeuhEEEE… |
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43: It’s tough being President, ain’t it Pa?
41: Yep. 43: Didn’t you ever just want to push the button and be done with it? 41: Yep. |
43: Turn the Middle East into a big glass parking lot?
41: Yep.
43: Let God sort ‘em out?
41: Many times.
43: If God don’t want me to do that, He’ll put a fish on my hook in the next 10 seconds. 10…9…8…
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Go to Part 1: Life of Dubya Revealed: A Pictorial Biography (Part 1).
And don’t miss When They Were Young: The Bush Administration.
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