Life of Dubya Revealed: A Pictorial Biography (Part 1)
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Look, Barb—he smiles when I say “oil.”
It was true: Gas made baby Dubya smile. A lot. Even to this day, Dubya enjoys a hearty laugh at the expense of natural gas. |
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Help!
Make it stop, Daddy! Get James Baker on the phone! |
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Dubya retained fond memories from childhood’s halcyon days…like frequent Sunday afternoon excursions, when his father would laugh, help his son pull on his red boots, and then fly the entire family to see heinous detainees grunt and sweat in the CIA’s secret interrogation camps. |
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Dad says I’m not supposed to talk to terrists… |
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George H: Son, I remember when you were just a baby. I had to change a lot of diapers.
Barbara: And your poop didn’t stink then, either. |
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That ain’t fair Daddy done drilled up all the oil in Texas.
When I grow up I’m gonna have more oil than he does. Don’t know where I’ll steal it, but I’m gonna have more, just wait and you see… |
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Hi! Wanna play nukular winter with me and little Jeb? |
Continue to Part 2: Life of Dubya Revealed: A Pictorial Biography (Part 2)
And don’t miss When They Were Young: The Bush Administration.
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January 26th, 2007 at 12:51 pm
It’s a shame when the only good thing about him is the laughs.
January 26th, 2007 at 5:55 pm
It’s like a photo album from Hell.
January 26th, 2007 at 10:35 pm
9/11, WMD, Katrina, nation building, preemptive war, extraordinary rendition, Iraq, Patriot Act, tax cuts for the wealthy, Homeland Security, offshored jobs, border wall, Arctic refuge drilling, denying science, Guantanamo Bay, torture, willful ignorance, war crimes, two more years, impeach? Solitary confinement :-)
January 27th, 2007 at 4:04 am
Is it possible to fix the link to part 2? The link just reloads part 1, & changing the # from 1 to 2 & trying just gives a 404 error. Tnx!
January 27th, 2007 at 8:34 am
No it would be better to put him in a glass cage, with all the headlines he has created, rolling on a screen behind him. Then in front of the cage in bold letters,
LET US NOT, MAKE THIS MISTAKE AGAIN.
January 27th, 2007 at 9:09 am
BillN: Thanks for pointing out the bad link. Try it again now!
PETE: Good idea…and maybe there could be a big tank of water below, and we could throw baseballs at a target and dunk him, sort of like a less-torturous version of waterboarding at Gitmo ;-)
January 27th, 2007 at 10:33 am
Thanks much — works fine now!
January 27th, 2007 at 5:31 pm
Besides we could make a lot ofmoney, three balls for a dollar we would have people lined up for miles.
January 27th, 2007 at 8:38 pm
Put Cheney on the trap bench beside Bush, double the price, and we could balance the budget…