…since brevity is the soul of wit,
And tediousness the limbs and outward flourishes,
I will be brief: the ignoble Bush is mad.

Well, I may be a few words off on that last line, but it’s close :-)

I’d try to fix it with some phraseologistic verbialagism, but it’s probably more fun to review some actual Bush quotes (reportedly assembled by Washington Post writer Richard Thompson):

I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It’s a world of madmen and uncertainty
and potential mental losses.
Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the internet become more few?
How many hands have I shaked? They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.
I know that the human being and the fish can coexist.
Families is where our nation finds hope, where our
wings take dream. Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize society!
Make the pie higher! Make the pie higher!