Comments on: Countries Bush Should Invade in 2007

By: Brent

Brent — Fri, 05 Jan 2007 05:42:59 +0000

Joe: Don’t worry about the secret Fed bankers and their missing out on all that deficit interest. They’ll just have to buy Mexico and get their profits from capitalism. You know, make a pair of jeans for $4 and sell them with the right label for $250. Pretty soon, they’ll wonder why they didn’t do it sooner.

By: Joe

Joe — Thu, 04 Jan 2007 12:55:53 +0000

Brent: Thinking about the “sin” tax the government could levy on cocaine is already making my deficit-hatin’ wallet sweat! After the deficit is erased, and the cocaine tax is earmarked for education, the kids in South Central LA will be the most promising next-generation brain pool in the country….they’ll have laptop computers and 1:3 teacher-pupil ratios. But the secret Fed bankers are going to be pissed missing out on all that deficit interest we’re handing them evey year.

By: Brent

Brent — Thu, 04 Jan 2007 06:31:20 +0000

Can we please go to Columbia? We have spent many dollars on the War on Drugs, but we just can’t seem to win. So if our Federal Government takes control of Columbia, they can ration out the drugs, forcing prices higher, and help with our Federal Deficit. That solves two problems at once. The government would be our Drug Kingpin and we eliminate our debt. Who says that bigger government is a bad thing?

By: Joe

Joe — Thu, 04 Jan 2007 01:27:03 +0000

Holywriter: I’m putting my Gordon Gekko poster back up! Gekko said it so well: “Greed captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit.” I think the international community was wrong about Antarctica and the Sea of Tranquility — they CAN be owned! Besides, we’re the USA. We ARE the international community. [Note to strangers...this comment IS dripping with sarcasm...]

By: The Holywriter

The Holywriter — Thu, 04 Jan 2007 00:22:42 +0000

Sweet, get the landing boats ready!