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Senator Inhofe’s Shocking Freudian Slip

Wednesday, January 31st, 2007

I never thought I’d be telling anyone to go read the home page of Oklahoma’s senior senator, James Mountain Inhofe. But I am, and you can find it here: U.S. Senator James Inhofe : Home

Look down the left sidebar, click on Legislation, and then again on Key Issues in the popup menu.

At the top of the issues menu is Abortion/Adoption. Click on that.

There’s a great Freudian slip in that first line.

Inhofe Home Page

Zoooooooming in…

U.S. Deceleration of Independence

Inhofe doesn’t reference the U.S. Declaration of Independence. No, he refers to the U.S. Deceleration of Independence, apparently referring to his personal work in Congress, and NOT to the historic document U.S. Senators used to love and cherish.

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Fake Invasion at Gleiwitz

Wednesday, January 31st, 2007

10 False Flags that Changed the World: #6

6In the late evening of Thursday, August 31, 1939, German covert operatives pretending to be Polish terrorists seized the Gleiwitz radio station in the German/Poland border region of Silesia.

The station’s music program came to an abrupt halt, followed by frantic German voices announcing that Polish formations were marching toward town; Germany was being invaded by Poland!

Then, like a bad immitation of the previous year’s infamous War of the Worlds broadcast, the transmission went dead for a moment of dramatic silence.

Word of Gleiwitz Reaches Rest of World

Gleiwitz Radio Tower at NightSoon, the airwaves popped and crackled to life again, and this time Polish voices (clever little devils, those Germans…) called for all Poles in the broadcast area to take up arms and attack Germany.

In no time, radio stations across greater Europe picked up the story. The BBC broadcast this statement:

There have been reports of an attack on a radio station in Gleiwitz, which is just across the Polish border in Silesia. The German News Agency reports that the attack came at about 8.00pm this evening when the Poles forced their way into the studio and began broadcasting a statement in Polish. Within quarter of an hour, says reports, the Poles were overpowered by German police, who opened fire on them. Several of the Poles were reported killed, but the numbers are not yet known.

And thus, Hitler invented an excuse to invade Poland, which he did the next day: September 1, 1939. The day World War II began.

Alfred Naujocks: The Man Who Started World War II

Alfred Helmut NaujocksAlfred Helmut Naujocks was an intellectual go-to tough man. It was Naujocks who received the orders from Heinrich Müller, chief of the Gestapo, to put the staged terrorist attack together at the Gleiwitz station.

At Naujock’s disposal were what the Germans had codenamed “canned goods,” which were dissenters and criminals kept alive in detention camps until the Gestapo needed a warm dead body. To add cogency to the Gleiwitz attack, Naujocks brought along one such canned good: Franciszek Honiok.

Honiok, a German from the Silesian region, was a known Polish sympathizer. Before arriving at the station, the Gestapo gave him a lethal injection. Then, they dressed him up like a Polish terrorist, and brought him to the front of the radio station. Naujocks later testified that the man was unconscious, but not dead yet, when he was shot full of pistol rounds. When the police and press found Honiok’s body, they assumed he’d been one of the fictional Polish terrorists that attacked the station.

Operation Himmler

In all, there were 21 fake terror actions along the border that same night, many of them using “canned goods” from German prisons so there would be plenty of bodies in the morning — evidence of Polish attackers that had been shot in self defense. The actions were all part of a larger plan, called Operation Himmler.

The next day, after a long night filled with fake terror, Hitler gave a speech to the German Army, complete with synthetic anger:

The Polish State has refused the peaceful settlement of relations which I desired, and has appealed to arms. Germans in Poland are persecuted with bloody terror and driven from their houses. A series of violations of the frontier, intolerable to a great Power, prove that Poland is no longer willing to respect the frontier of the Reich.

In order to put an end to this lunacy, I have no other choice than to meet force with force from now on. The German Army will fight the battle for the honour and the vital rights of reborn Germany with hard determination. I expect that every soldier, mindful of the great traditions of eternal German soldiery, will ever remain conscious that he is a representative of the National-Socialist Greater Germany. Long live our people and our Reich!

See how it was all Poland’s fault? See how war was started under the premise of defending Germany? See how a psychopath seems like a savior to the dupes he claims to be protecting? Learn from history…

Where Are They Now?

Alfred Naujocks testifying at Nuremberg.Had it not been for the Nuremberg trials in 1945, the real story behind the Gleiwitz attack might have never been uncovered. It was there that the operation’s leader, Alfred Naujocks, spilled the beans in a written affidavit.

After that fateful night, Naujocks had several more years of adventures with the Nazis. Then he deserted Germany and turned himself over to Allied forces in 1944. He was held as a war criminal until the war was over. After testifying at the Nuremberg Trials, he became a businessman in Hamburg, and may have helped some Nazis escape to South America on the side. He died in 1966.

As for the Gleiwitz radio station, it still boasts a 38-story tower, nicknamed the Bavarian Eiffel Tower, that’s the tallest wooden tower in the world. In 2004, the station became home to the Museum on Radio History and Visual Arts.

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Go to the next article in this series:
The Myth of Pearl Harbor.

Go to the previous article in this series:
Secrets of the Reichstag Fire

Go to the original article in this series:
10 False Flags that Changed the World.

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Secrets of the Reichstag Fire

Monday, January 29th, 2007

10 False Flags that Changed the World: #7

7When people hear “King of Beers” they think of Budweiser. And when “King of Rock ‘n’ Roll” is mentioned, Elvis Presley comes to mind. But when somebody talks about the “King of False Flag Operations,” ten to one they’re referring to the Reichstag Fire.

In 1933 — just a week before general elections that might place enough Nazis in office to make Hitler defacto dictator — the Reichstag, which housed the parliament of the German Empire, was set on fire. It wasn’t a wastebasket variety fire, either; by the time the firemen and police arrived, that thing was a smoking hugeonic conflagration.

Fear Mongering Nazis

Adolf Hitler, Der Fuhrer of the Nazi PartyDer Fuhrer of the Nazi party, Adolf Hitler, assured everyone that Communist terrorists started the fire. Hitler’s partner in villainy, Hermann G�ring, said he had secret evidence that would soon be made public — evidence that proved Communists did it. These proclamations came on top of weeks of Nazi-organized street violence designed to whip the public into a pathological fear of communists.

The next day, the Nazis convinced a senile President von Hindenburg to sign the Reichstag Decree.

The decree, using defense against terrorism as an excuse, suspended just about every major civil liberty set forth in the Weimar Constitution: habeus corpus (the right to know why you’re being put in jail)? Gone. Freedom of opinion? Gone. Freedom of the press? Not any more. Freedom to organize and assemble? You gotta be outta your Commie-paranoid skull — without a doubt, gone.

The Reichstag decree even allowed the government to spy on it’s own citizens’ personal mail and telephone conversations without a warrant…something most Americans today could hardly begin to fathom (at least before President George W. Bush signed a secret order in 2002 ordering the National Security Agency to do just exactly the same thing.)

The Slippery Slope to Fascist Dictatorship

Hitler and HimmlerSo, after scaring the bejeezus out of the masses with dramatic warnings of impending attacks from Communist terrorist bogeymen, the Nazis were elected by German citizens convinced that trading in their constitutional rights was necessary for the Nazis to protect them.

Once elected, the Nazis wasted no time beginning the slide to dictatorship. Less than a month later they passed the Patriot Act — oops, I’m sorry, the Nazis called their legislation the Enabling Act. Regardless the title, the law allowed Hitler and his cabinet to enact legislation without the consent of parliament.

Nazi propaganda minister Joseph Goebbels wrote: “Now it will be easy to carry on the fight, for we can call on all the resources of the State. Radio and press are at our disposal. We shall stage a masterpiece of propaganda.”

And they did.

But What About the Fire?

The Reichstag on FireThe only thing historians seem to agree on is that Marinus van der Lubbe, a former Dutch Communist and mentally disturbed arsonist hungry for fame, was found inside the building. Despite the Nazi attempt to blame the fire on a group of Communists, the Communists were later acquitted by the Nazi government itself.

After years of extensive investigation, most historians believe the Hitlerites themselves set fire to the Reichstag using van der Lubbe as their patsy — they knew a nut was going to try to burn down the building, and not only did they let him do it, but they may have befriended him, encouraged him, and even helped the blaze spread by scattering gasoline and incendiaries.

Most Germans, feeling safe from terrorism again, didn’t mind that their freedom and liberty had been stolen, or that so much of their life and work had become so strictly controlled.

Hitler YouthOn the contrary, they felt very enthusiastic and patriotic about the new government because they ignorantly believed the new government cared about them. And as long as the average citizen worked hard, kept his mouth shut, and let his kids take part in the Hitler Youth organization, he stayed out of the detention camps.

But, from an outsider’s point of view, German citizens were clearly content frogs in a slow-heated cauldron of boiling water. By the time the detention camp populations grew from thousands to millions, the Nazi cancer was terminal.

And that’s how a false flag operation handed one nation to a really neat guy…a celibate vegetarian who neither smoked nor drank…who liked cars and planes, eating out, watching films…a charming man who was kind to animals, and sickened by the sight of blood…an insomniac who liked Schubert, Beethoven, and Wagner…a guy who pretended to listen to advice, then always made his own decisions.

That’s how it happened.

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Go to the next article in this series:
Fake Invasion at Gleiwitz

Go to the previous article in this series:
The Manchurian Incident

Go to the original article in this series:
10 False Flags that Changed the World.

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Saturday Night TV Theme Blasts from the Past

Sunday, January 28th, 2007

While you’re relaxing on Sunday, sink back in time, back to Saturday night, 1970s…

Wait…a couple years later Mary gets pant suits! Dig it, baby:

Mary was followed by Bob Newhart, featuring arguably the best trumpet break of all time:

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Life of Dubya Revealed: A Pictorial Biography (Part 2)

Saturday, January 27th, 2007

Remember this, George: Us shrubs love oil. Remember this, George: Oil is the only thing in the world worth workin’ for, worth somebody else fightin’ for, worth other people dyin’ for, because it makes us filthy rich.

It will come to you, this love of oil. There’s no gettin’ away from it if you’re a Bush.

Now run along and tell your dad it’s time for his vittles.

Cub Scouts stinks. Cub Scouts stinks.

I gotta dress like everybody else, take orders from people that ain’t half as rich as Daddy, and no beer!

Next Den meeting, I’ll tell ‘em where they can stick their one great brotherhood.

Get me a baseball team or your new Oldsmobile gets the bat! I want a baseball team, Daddy!

I want one nowwwwww!

Get me a team or your new Oldsmobile gets the bat!

The Bush motley crew. Two U.S. Presidents…

A First Lady…

The Governor of Florida…

And a couple of well-to-do white boys who trade on family connections, welch on loans, run with con men, and leave financial ruin in their wake as they line their own pockets.

Me and Laura creep out everybody together! Guess what, Mom—Laura says I don’t creep her out like most girls!

She says we both creep out everybody together!

You get one more DUI and I'm out of here. W: You are so…beautiful…
L: George, I want your womanizing to stop.
W: …to meeeeee…
L: George, your cocaine habit has to go, too.
W: …you are so—beautiful…mmmmm…
L: You get one more DUI and I’m out of here. Did you hear me?
W: …to meeeeee…can’t you seeeeaaheeeuhEEEE…

It's tough being President, ain't it Pa? 43: It’s tough being President, ain’t it Pa?

41: Yep.

43: Didn’t you ever just want to push the button and be done with it?

41: Yep.

43: Turn the Middle East into a big glass parking lot?

41: Yep.

43: Let God sort ‘em out?

41: Many times.

43: If God don’t want me to do that, He’ll put a fish on my hook in the next 10 seconds. 10…9…8…


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Go to Part 1: Life of Dubya Revealed: A Pictorial Biography (Part 1).

And don’t miss When They Were Young: The Bush Administration.

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