Top 10 Things Bush Said in Xmas Phone Calls to Troops in Iraq
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10. But hypothetically, if I do run for President again, you’ll vote for me, right?
9. Howdy, you’re talking to the War President. Shoot. No pun intended, heh heh heh. 8. Step outside your tent and wave. Me, Dick, and Condi can see you on Google Map over here! 7. If there’s anything I can do to help…well, besides not bombing Iran…and besides bringing you home to your children…yes, and besides—look, how about a new rifle and some grenades? 6. You’ve actually seen the oil? Fantastic! What’s it smell like? Can’t wait to get my hands on it, buddy. 5. You’re so lucky, over there in Iraq with all that sand, like vacation at the beach or something. If you were here in DC, you’d have to actually get your butt to work and make up excuses every day like me. 4. I’m sorry you never found your other arm or your leg, lady, but the important thing is that you keep looking, because I know weapons of mass destruction are there. Osama’s got ‘em. 3. Take out the blue hut—that’s where members of Al Qaeda are meeting Santa Claus for dinner. Yes, Santa Claus is acceptable collateral dammage in the war on terror. |
2. I’m all about Peace on Earth. And you know what’s going to bring Peace on Earth? Bunker-busting mini nukes, that’s right.
1. What do you mean it’s dark there? I can see the sun right now.
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