When They Were Young: The Bush Administration
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When I grow up I want to get a DUI, dodge the draft, and become President so I can decide which city I’m gonna let drown and which country your sons and daughters will invade to get me and Daddy some more oil.
~George W. Bush |
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When I grow up I want to get two DUIs, dodge the draft, profit from war, and feel the rush of getting drunk and shooting an attorney in the face with a 28 gauge shotgun. I want to grow bald and wear a permanent evil and twisted little crooked snarl. Now, F’ off!
~Richard B. Cheney |
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When I grow up I want to create a fictional common enemy to unite the country by using rhetoric with a great deal of ominous-sounding smoking guns and mushroom clouds. I’ll persistently refuse to talk to any nation who won’t give me everything I want when I demand it.
~Condoleezza Rice |
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When I grow up, I want to steal elections, seek revenge by leaking the name of CIA agents, and have the President affectionately call me Turd Blossom.
~Karl Rove |
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When I grow up I want to shock and awe with extensive collateral damage. I want to know that I know where the nonexistent weapons of mass destruction are not, and to be fired for being the best gosh-darn Secretary of Defense ever.
~Donald Rumsfeld |
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