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12 Reasons BUSH HATES YOU!

12. If you’re not in the 31% who approve of his performance, that means you’re a terrorist-aiding Abu Ghraib candidate, and BUSH HATES YOU!

11. If you’re one of 30 million homosexuals in the US, then you have to stay single because BUSH HATES YOU!

10. If you support Thomas Jefferson’s recomendation to keep religion and government separate, BUSH HATES YOU!

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9. If you think stem cells should be used for research instead of thrown in the trash, BUSH HATES YOU!

8. A study has confirmed that most Bush voters are psycho, so if you aren’t nuts BUSH HATES YOU!

7. Maybe your son is fighting in Iraq and you want him home? BUSH HATES YOU!

6. If you’re homeless because of a natural disaster, watch out for the next Katrina because BUSH HATES YOU!

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5. If you have oil and want to discount it to the poor for the winter, BUSH HATES YOU!

4. If you want to improve the safety of steel skyscrapers by investigating the only three that ever collapsed due to fire, BUSH HATES YOU!

3. If you’re a scientist who won’t falsify global warming data, BUSH HATES YOU!

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2. If you want to resolve conflict through dialogue instead of the mass mutilation of other people’s children, BUSH HATES YOU!

Last, but not least…

1. If you want all the votes to be counted, count on this:


BUSH HATES YOU!

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6 Responses to “12 Reasons BUSH HATES YOU!”

  1. Dusty says:

    Nice roundup of good informative blogs, thanks!

  2. Joe says:

    Dusty: No, thank YOU…thanks for reading, thanks for the blogroll, thanks for fighting the good fight, and thank gawd it’s Friday. Adding you to the sidebar, and looking forward to clicking in for a read…

  3. Lynne says:

    Heh, nice round up.

  4. Joe says:

    Lynne: Thanks! I’ve got another roundup idea for tomorrow, but it’s turning out to be pretty hard: 12 Reasons Bush Loves You. Jeez…I’m just having a really hard time coming up with anything good the guy’s done for anybody…

  5. Dusty says:

    Well, if you stick w/ corporations, polluters and the like..you could come up w/a plethora of reasons why the Shrub loves them all :P

    Thanks for stopping by my place Joe :)

  6. Joe says:

    True, true…

    Hey, I enjoyed the visit! You’re on my regular read list.

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