Top 10 Reasons Bush Approved Torture
A document, signed by President Bush and used as a guide for interrogation and detention of terror suspects, was recently acknowledged by the CIA.
Add this to the internal FBI emails obtained by the ACLU in 2004 that contained ten explicit references to an executive order from President Bush that okayed specific torture techniques, such as being stripped naked, deprived of sleep, and terrorized by army canines.
Now with Rumsfeld facing a war crimes trial in Germany and so many sissy liberals whining about the Geneva convention, Bush finally ponied up ten good reasons he approved torture:
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10. Prisoners actually preferred “bag over the head” in place of Satin Pillow-Comfort Sleeping Eye Masks from Bed Bath & Beyond.
9. Faulty memo suggested “Pleezi kwit bashin-mee!” was Arabic for “I want to dance in the nude while camouflaged rednecks pelt me with feces.” 8. Wanted to create hell down there so we don’t have to create hell here. 7. After much debate over the ethics of condoning torture, his Magic 8 Ball said, “Signs point to YES!” 6. Signed the authorization while distracted by erotic text messages from Congressman Mark Foley. 5. Drew the line at waterboarding, but Rumsfeld convinced him to change his mind by saying, “Come on, it’ll be fun!” 4. Was determined to make terrorists admit they hate our freedom, no matter how many toenails he had to pull. 3. Initially refused, but after Cheney took down both WTC towers and fired a missile into the Pentagon, Dubya said torture was okay by him. 2. Gave detainees choice of listening to Rush Limbaugh show, but most preferred an hour on the 240-volt sleepless mattress. |
And the number one reason the President approved torture is…
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I love the number one reason.
Thank you for the link. Nice place you have here.
I bookmarked you, and will Blogroll you soon.
All the best.
–mf
BTW… I posted a link to your artwork, with a recco…
Your artwork is wonderful, and worthy of wider exposure.
I hope it helps in some small way.
I summed up the bulk of your work as “Great Impressionism.” I hope that I didn’t pigeonhole you. I see some expressionism, Fauvism, and Photorealism in your work as well… But, your Modern Impressionism is apparently your strong suit…
Really nice work, fella… I do Graphic Artwork as well… I WISH my employer let me actually be CREATIVE… Steady pay, and stable employment dictates that I just DO THE JOB, sadly.
–mf
Joe: You see why Bush was my choice….God talks to him also…therefore he has to be my Brother in Christ as we know the voice of God. Jesus said….”My sheep (the one he tends) know my voice and they won’t listen to another.” Who are we to say God didn’t speak to Brother George! Take care my leaning son!
Mamaw Berta
So….Ana has TWO teeth now I hear. Just know that she is going to be a big edgy while she is teething and she has many more teeth to go.
Monkeyfister: Thanks for the compliments, and the links! Modern expressionism–I like that!
I’m adding MonkeyFister.blogspot.com to my list of links, and I’m looking forward to checking in on your site often.
Berta: Yes, Ana has two teeth, and I think more are about to break through! She is being a little clingy/demanding–probably from the teething, and maybe from bonding more and feeling safe enough to show a little fiery personality. But even at her fussiest, she is one of the best-natured babies I’ve ever been around!
James: I like #1, too. In fact, I’ve tried it out and a bag over the head really does work better than those pillow-comfort sleeping eye masks! It really keeps the sunrise out when you need those extra hours of sleep in the morning.
If you try sleeping in a headsack yourself, be sure to get something in a breathable cotton or wool…