Top 10 Reasons Bush Approved Torture
A document, signed by President Bush and used as a guide for interrogation and detention of terror suspects, was recently acknowledged by the CIA.
Add this to the internal FBI emails obtained by the ACLU in 2004 that contained ten explicit references to an executive order from President Bush that okayed specific torture techniques, such as being stripped naked, deprived of sleep, and terrorized by army canines.
Now with Rumsfeld facing a war crimes trial in Germany and so many sissy liberals whining about the Geneva convention, Bush finally ponied up ten good reasons he approved torture:
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10. Prisoners actually preferred “bag over the head” in place of Satin Pillow-Comfort Sleeping Eye Masks from Bed Bath & Beyond.
9. Faulty memo suggested “Pleezi kwit bashin-mee!” was Arabic for “I want to dance in the nude while camouflaged rednecks pelt me with feces.” 8. Wanted to create hell down there so we don’t have to create hell here. 7. After much debate over the ethics of condoning torture, his Magic 8 Ball said, “Signs point to YES!” 6. Signed the authorization while distracted by erotic text messages from Congressman Mark Foley. 5. Drew the line at waterboarding, but Rumsfeld convinced him to change his mind by saying, “Come on, it’ll be fun!” 4. Was determined to make terrorists admit they hate our freedom, no matter how many toenails he had to pull. 3. Initially refused, but after Cheney took down both WTC towers and fired a missile into the Pentagon, Dubya said torture was okay by him. 2. Gave detainees choice of listening to Rush Limbaugh show, but most preferred an hour on the 240-volt sleepless mattress. |
And the number one reason the President approved torture is…
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