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It’s Rummy Rumsfeld Time!!!

What a thrill, hanging out with Secretary of Defense, Donald Rumsfeld! It almost lived up to the day with Dick Cheney and my outing with Joe Lieberman.

Rummy is about the only neocon who DIDN’T dodge military service: the former captain of Princeton’s undefeated wrestling team was a navy pilot from 1954 to 1957. Now he has 6 grandkids, an Iraq-sized tiger by the tail, and the biggest Afghanistan opium crop in history.

And now, the Army Times says it’s Time for Rumsfeld to Go.

Good luck with it, Rummy!

What's a four-letter word for shrub?
The wives of Osama bin Laden.
You've put together an impressive clone army, Lama Su.
Pop a cap in yo ass!
Ginger, Mary Ann, and the Professor.
Dubya sure knows how to clear a plane.
Whoever put this shard of glass in my spaghetti better raise his hand right now.
There's no way he knows that I know I don't know.
Rumsfeld's Ass and a Very Large Hole in the Ground.

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6 Responses to “It’s Rummy Rumsfeld Time!!!”

  1. John Hulsey says:

    These photos and captions are great.

    I think Rumsfeld should have gone on to a lucrative speaking career instead of getting involved with the Bush team. This is a crappy way to end a lifetime of service to this country.

  2. Berta says:

    Hey Joe: Just got back from voting!!! Even took Hub with me so two votes are better than one. Right! Remember diversity makes the world go around.
    Berta

  3. Joe says:

    Hey Berta, and Hub…hope the voting went well, it seems like it always turns drizzly and yucky outside the first Tuesday in November. Yes, I agree that diversity makes the world go around, and the world is REALLY diverse–enough to not get bored for our 100 or so years here…

    Have you ever seen two guys on the ground stand up by putting their backs together and pushing against each other until they stand on their feet? One’s on the right, and one’s on the left, and if either one doesn’t push, the other falls down…and likewise, I think it’s our duty to push…it takes both sides pushing against each other for a republic to stand up as straight as possible. I obviously enjoy pushing from the left more than the right, but balance is needed, and balance is a beautiful thing, no?

    We just got back from Cub Scouts, and Jodi, Ana, and I went by a nearby coffee shop while William and Tyler were at the den meeting. Ana tried some White Chocolate Cheesecake!!!! She liked it…..I hope it doesn’t keep her awake all night :-)

    Lotsa Love,
    Joe

  4. Joe says:

    I guess that’s FORMER Secretary of Defense Rumsfeld now, as reported here by Swetha Amruthur: Donald Rumsfeld: Out?

  5. [...] 5. Drew the line at waterboarding, but Rumsfeld convinced him to change his mind by saying, “Come on, it’ll be fun!” [...]

  6. [...] Previously, my day with Vice President Dick Cheney was a whirlwind emersion in the evil Sith arts. My day with Rummy Rumsfeld left me in awe of his pretzel-worded philosophical insights. And, frankly, my day with Senator Joe Lieberman left me wanting to kick the smarmy, power-hungry little yapping poodle of a politician in the teeth. [...]

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