Top 10 Reasons Bush Posted Nuclear Bomb Cookbook Online
Earlier this year, President Bush’s administration posted extensive nuclear bomb-building details online (see article at the UK Guardian).
Why? The Unsmart Prez has his reasons. Here’s ten:
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10. Making sure the suicidal terrorists nuke themselves OVER THERE instead of OVER HERE.
9. Part of brilliant plan to battle Global Warming with Nuclear Winter. 8. Oops…thought nuclear cookbook was recipe for Atomic Fireball jawbreaker candy. 7. Wants to prove that cockroaches can really survive a nuclear holocaust. 6. Karl Rove said do it. Don’t question Turd Blossom. 5. Just giving The Rapture a little jump-start. 4. Depleted uranium weapons not destroying the human species fast enough. 3. Seeing if he can top “Leak the Identity of a CIA Agent” on the Treason-o-Meter. 2. Despite its name, thought the World Wide Web was only available inside the Pentagon. And the number one reason the President posted a nuclear bomb cookbook online… 1. He wants to ensure his administration goes out with a BANG! |
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What’s the Halliburton angle? They’ve gotta be profitting from this somehow…Cheney doesn’t allow any move that doesn’t profit Halliburton.
Too funny! Defies any reason whatsoever. Whoever put it up nuclear bomb making plans in Arab on the Internet has my vote for the all-time Darwin Awards winner…
I like!
Thanks for the props! Here’s another for good measure:
11. We gotta get somebody to nuke us before we can nuke everybody else!
Why, Joe? I mean, we pretended Germany was close to perfecting the bomb in WWII to justify our great race, the Manhattan Project. All information since known shows Germany was never very close at all. Then, with Japan limping, we dropped Fat Man and Little Boy just to “show them”.
True, true…
It should be a requirement of every person allowed to carry the “football” briefcase with the codes to read John Hersey’s Hiroshima at least once a year. It should also be a requirement that the President actually knows how to read :-)
Hey Joe was just going to look at the Guatemala pictures again and show my sister and thought I would check out your BLOG. This must take a lot of thinking and time to come up with all this. When the news of the minister and his male friends was first on the news….I truly thought what a horrible thing (and indeed it is) and then I remembered all the ugly things I had done in my life and I remembered the scene (or scripture) of the people going to stone the adultress to death and Jesus told the people around (with stones in hand) YE WHO ARE WITHOUT SIN….CAST THE FIRST STONE. So, Joe, I put my stone back in my pocket! It is easy to use words to condem people but first we must check our own heart. I enjoyed reading your thoughts and added this to my FAVORITE list.
Can’t believe that ANA got locked in the car and played peek-a-boo with her Mom. What a wonderful family you have. Two brilliant sons and a most precious wife and little girl…God has blessed you.
You Mother-in-law!
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