You’ll find that new
bean bags are safer than the old, sometimes recalled,
bean bag that you bought in your youth. Many
bean bags are available now in a variety of
bean bag materials.
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When I heard I was going to have to spend my entire day with draft-dodging, double-DUI, Halliburton-stock-holdin’, secret-energy-task-force, oil-addict, bunker-diving, CIA-agent-leaking, attorney-blasting, Vice President Richard B. Cheney, I assumed it would be a boring day with a grumpy old man.
Boy, was I ever wrong! Being around so much evil power was…well, it was contagiously groovy fun!
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October 24th, 2006 at 6:09 am
This week Halliburton’s third-quarter net income rose 22 percent> with third-quarter revenue rising 19 percent to $5.8 billion.
No wonder Cheney told Rush Limbaugh that “if you look at the overall situation they’re doing remarkably well” even though this month has seen the most casualties in Iraq since the USA invaded.
October 28th, 2006 at 3:41 pm
Jesus this is hilarious! Keep postin’ your day trips with Dick!
I especially like the one where he waves off the bag lady and tells her
to go bump uglies with herself!!!
-2Truthy
October 28th, 2006 at 4:30 pm
Thanks for the encouraging note! I’m sure there’s another day trip with Dick coming up…really, really soon, I hope, because once I got that close to the dark side, it just sucked me past some sort of event horizon.
Of course, Dick’s got a nuclear arsenal at his disposal; when I got home I had to placate my thirst for destructive power with fireworks and ant hills in the backyard…but someday…SOME fine day I dream I’ll take his place at the right hand of fear…
October 30th, 2006 at 7:00 pm
[…] I enjoyed my day with Dick Cheney so much (see photos!) that I asked him for a repeat outing. Unfortunately, Dick was dog tired from helping his wife write her next naughty book and all. But Cheney suggested I go hang out with Senator Joe Lieberman instead… […]
November 6th, 2006 at 7:43 pm
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January 13th, 2007 at 2:54 am
[…] Previously, my day with Vice President Dick Cheney was a whirlwind emersion in the evil Sith arts. My day with Rummy Rumsfeld left me in awe of his pretzel-worded philosophical insights. And, frankly, my day with Senator Joe Lieberman left me wanting to kick the smarmy, power-hungry little yapping poodle of a politician in the teeth. […]