You’ll find that new
bean bags are safer than the old, sometimes recalled,
bean bag that you bought in your youth. Many
bean bags are available now in a variety of
bean bag materials.
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When I heard I was going to have to spend my entire day with draft-dodging, double-DUI, Halliburton-stock-holdin’, secret-energy-task-force, oil-addict, bunker-diving, CIA-agent-leaking, attorney-blasting, Vice President Richard B. Cheney, I assumed it would be a boring day with a grumpy old man.
Boy, was I ever wrong! Being around so much evil power was…well, it was contagiously groovy fun!
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This week Halliburton’s third-quarter net income rose 22 percent> with third-quarter revenue rising 19 percent to $5.8 billion.
No wonder Cheney told Rush Limbaugh that “if you look at the overall situation they’re doing remarkably well” even though this month has seen the most casualties in Iraq since the USA invaded.
Jesus this is hilarious! Keep postin’ your day trips with Dick!
I especially like the one where he waves off the bag lady and tells her
to go bump uglies with herself!!!
-2Truthy
Thanks for the encouraging note! I’m sure there’s another day trip with Dick coming up…really, really soon, I hope, because once I got that close to the dark side, it just sucked me past some sort of event horizon.
Of course, Dick’s got a nuclear arsenal at his disposal; when I got home I had to placate my thirst for destructive power with fireworks and ant hills in the backyard…but someday…SOME fine day I dream I’ll take his place at the right hand of fear…